Greg Fitzsimmons - NYC Parades

  • Season 10 , Ep 8
  • 03/16/2006
  • Views: 5,826

If you thought St. Patrick's Day was bad, wait until you leave the house. (1:20)

THE PARADE DAYS ARE THE BEST. PUERTO RICAN DAY PARADE

MOST FUN DAY IN NEW YORK. PUERTO RICAN PEOPLE,

BIG PART ABOUT WHATMAKES THIS A GREAT CITYIS THE PUERTO RICANS.

AND I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT WE HAVE ONE DAY.

ARE YOU PUERTO RICAN, MA'AM? ARE YA?

I CAN SEE IT, THE SHINE. YOU'RE HAPPY, YOU HAVE FUN.

YOU GO OUT ONPUERTO RICAN DAY PARADE?

YOU ENJOY IT? YOU DON'T ENJOY IT, DO YA? NO, I MEAN FOR THE MEN.

THE MEN ENJOY THEPUERTO RICAN DAY PARADE.

THE WOMEN RUN LIKE THERE'S AN INVASION HAPPENING.

BUT THE PUERTO RICAN DAYPARADE IS GREAT.

YOU KNOW IT'S JUST IMPORTANTTHAT THE PUERTO RICANS

HAVE ONE DAY WHERE THEY CAN ALL JUST GET OUT IN THE STREET

AND MAYBE DRINK SOME BEERS IN PUBLIC.

JUST ONE DAY WHERETHE PUERTO RICAN PEOPLECAN ALL PILE IN A CAR

AND MAYBE TURN THATRADIO UP A LITTLE LOUDERTHAN IT SHOULD GO.

JUST ONE DAY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

AND THEN WE GOT THE ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE.

THAT'S MY DAY. ST. PATRICK'S DAY,

- WHICH IS-- YEP-- - [LOUD CHEERS]

I GREW UP MARCHING WITH MY GRANDFATHER

WITH THE ANCIENT ORDER OF HIBERNIANS FROM THE BRONX.

AND IT'S THESAME THING EVERY YEAR.UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN,

DRINKING, FIGHTING, THROWING UP, PISSING ON WALLS.

AND THEN YOU LEAVE THE HOUSETHINGS GET BAD.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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