Parking Problems

  • Season 3 , Ep 3
  • 06/12/2012
  • Views: 54,306

Adam, Blake and Ders try to convince Alice to give them the extra handicap parking spot. (1:04)

DO WE HAVE IN THIS OFFICE?- THAT A TRICK QUESTION?

- [silly voice]WE HAVE BUT ONE.

- OOH, I'M GONNA TALKLIKE THAT TOO.

ALAS, THERE ARE BUT TWOHANDICAP PARKING SPOTS,

WHICH IS ARITHMETIC,MILADY.

- YEAH, YOU DO THE MATH.HMM?

- ALICE, WHAT THEY'RE TRYINGTO SAY IS THAT

THERE'S NO SPOTS OUT THERE

FOR NORMAL PEOPLE LIKE US,ALL RIGHT?

SO I'M OUT THERE,PARKED ON THE STREET,

AND WHAT, I'M SUPPOSED TO,WHAT,

MOVE MY CAR EVERY TWO HOURS?

- THAT'S STUPID.- GET REAL.

- ACT REAL, ALICE,'CAUSE GUESS WHAT.

WE'RE HERE EVERY DAY AT 10:00.OKAY, MAYBE 10:02.

BUT WHEN WE GET HERE, THEPARKING LOT'S ALL PACKED OUT,

AND WE'RE S.O.O.L.

- SO WHY DON'T YOU JUSTSCRATCH OUR BUTTS A LITTLE BIT

AND GIVE US THE BONUSHANDICAP PARKING SPOT, OKAY?

- FIRST OF ALL,WORK STARTS AT 9:00.

YEAH. AND SEE THIS?

THIS IS ME MAKING A NOTE

OF GIVING YOU THAT SPOT.

"GIVE PARKING SPOT TO IDIOTS.CHANGE TAMPON...KILL SELF."

- UHH, CHANGE TAMPON--GRODY.

- THAT'S NOT FUNNY.DON'T KILL YOURSELF.

- HEY, ANDERS...- WHAT? HANG ON.

- IF YOU'RE PARKEDON THE STREET,

THERE'S A GUY OUT THEREWRITING TICKETS.

- MOVE IT! MOVE IT!- SEE?

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