Gene Pompa - Dirty Talk

  • Season 8 , Ep 17
  • 03/25/2004
  • Views: 3,089

It's so much easier for women to talk during sex. (2:01)

Gene Pompa: SO I THINK IT WAS

OUT SAYING WOMEN WERE THE MORE

INTELLIGENT SEX.

THEY'RE CERTAINLY THE MORE...

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THEY'RE DEFINITELY THE MORE

SENSIBLE SEX.

EITHER THAT OR MEN ARE JUST

MUCH MORE DENSE.

FOR INSTANCE, MY GIRLFRIEND

AND I HAVE A 18-MONTH-OLD

DAUGHTER.

AND WE HAD HER ABOUT A YEAR

AND A HALF AGO.

[LAUGHTER]

YEAH.

AND THE THING IS WHEN US MEN HIT

OUR 30s WE'RE IN SUCH VICIOUS

DENIAL THAT WE'RE IN OUR 30s.

I WAS 35-YEARS-OLD MY GIRLFRIEND

TELLS ME SHE'S PREGNANT AND MY

FIRST REACTION IS, "[BLEEP],

THANKS TO YOU NOW I CAN'T GO TO

COLLEGE."

[LAUGHTER]

"I'M GONNA GET KICKED OUT OF

MY PARENTS."

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

I'VE BEEN DATING THIS GIRL FOR

A VERY LONG TIME AND SHE'S VERY

SWEET.

SHE'S VERY NICE.

SHE'S VERY KIND.

SHE'S VERY QUALITY YOUNG FEMALE

PERSON.

BUT IT'S KIND OF WEIRD.

THE FIRST TIME WE'RE HAVING SEX,

IN THE MIDDLE OF IT SHE TURNED

INTO THIS TIGRESS.

AND SHE STARTS GROWLING,

"TALK TO ME.

TALK TO ME."

I SAID, "HI, HOW ARE YOU?

[LAUGHTER]

HOW'S YOUR FOLKS?

MY NAME IS GENE POMPA.

I'M A CHICANO, I GIVE YOU THE

BONE."

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

SO MUCH EASIER FOR WOMEN TO

TALK DURING SEX THAN IT IS FOR

MEN 'CAUSE WHEN MEN TALK DURING

SEX WE JUST SOUND LIKE BIG

HUNKING DORKS.

"OH, GOD, HONEY, THAT FEELS

GOOD.

THAT IS NICE."

"JIMINY CHRISTMAS, HERE I GO.

BETTER GRAB YOUR LUGGAGE,

EARLY DEPARTURE.

CLEAN UP ON AISLE SIX."

[LAUGHTER]

THAT'S NOT THAT SEXY.

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