Donald Trump's Misguided White House Tours

Monday, February 6, 2017 02/06/2017 Views: 217

Alan Tudyk, Danny Pudi and Ron Funches imagine the fictitious information President Trump would give out during a tour of the White House. (1:26)

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The New York Times ran a story

about how the Trumpadministration is doing,

and it's dark!Literally.

Trump aides are reportedly so unfamiliar with the White House

that they have meetingsin the dark

because they can't findthe light switches.

-(laughter)-Even sad...

Even sadder-- Trump apparentlysplits his time

between sitting aroundin his bathrobe watching TV

and giving inaccurate toursof the Oval Office.

He told one visitorthat the office's golden drapes

were used by FDR, but they wereactually made for Bill Clinton.

And that should bereally easy to remember,

'cause they threw outall the White House fabrics

-after Clinton.-(laughter)

-Got rid of 'em.-Oh! -Ugh!

It's like, "Get out.Just burn these.

-Just burn these."-Ugh! -(applause)

Burn these.

Of course, Trump said thearticle was just lies, tweeting,

"The failing @nytimes writestotal fiction concerning me.

"They have gotten it wrongfor two years,

and now they're making upstories and sources!"

And then he went backto watching Fox News

-on a TV George Washingtonbuilt. -(laughter)

So, comedians, what are someother fake White House facts

Donald Trump tells his tours?Ron Funches.

All the water fountainsare whites only.

-HARDWICK: All right.-(laughter and groaning)

-(cheers and applause)-PUDI: Yeah!

-Yeah!-HARDWICK: Points.

Mr. Alan Tudyk.

The Lincoln bedroom is namedafter our greatest president,

-President Bedroom.-Yeah!

HARDWICK:Yes. Very good. Points.

-(cheers and applause)-HARDWICK: But that one's true.

-I think that one's true.-Fact. -That one is true.