Randy Liedtke - Turning 30, Background Checks & Advertisements

Adam Killed a Man Season 2, Ep 2 09/12/2014 Views: 5,875

After sharing the story of his trip to New York, Randy Liedtke discovers that the audience is okay with a lot of weird stuff. (2:30)

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I'M DOING ALRIGHT, I HAD A GOODYEAR, I TURNED 30 THIS YEAR,IT'S NOT SO BAD.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

FINALLY THE AGEPEOPLE ALWAYS GUESSED I WAS.

TODAY WAS ACTUALLYA CRAZY DAY.

NOT ONLY DIDI ALMOST SHIT MY PANTS,

I ALSO SHIT MY PANTS.

I WENT TO NEW YORKLAST YEAR.

I'D NEVER BEENTO NEW YORK EVER.

HAVE YOU GUYSEVER BEEN TO NEW YORK?

IT'S SO GOOD.

WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.

I GREW UPIN A SMALL TOWN IN OREGON,

AND IT WAS KIND OF SCARYFOR ME.

I WAS A LOT LIKEKEVIN MCALLISTER

IN HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK.

SO I WAS COMPLETELY OVERWHELMEDAND 100% PUBELESS.

THAT'S JUST MY STYLE.

YOU GUYS ARE OKAYWITH A LOT OF WEIRD STUFF.

NOT ME.YOU GUYS, ALL RIGHT.

OH, I JUST GOTA COOL NICKNAME.

I'VE NEVER REALLY HADA COOL NICKNAME.

DO YOU GUYS--OH, WE DON'T HAVE TIME.

MY NICKNAMEIS THE DICTATOR.

THAT'S KIND OF COOL.WELL, KIND OF.

IT'S BECAUSE MY PENISLOOKS LIKE A POTATO.

IT'S COOLUNLESS I EXPLAIN IT.

[chuckles]

SOMETHING FUNNYJUST HAPPENED.

A LOT OF COMICS WILL BE LIKE,

"SOMETHING FUNNY JUST HAPPENED,"BUT THEY'RE LYING.

THIS ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED.I'M LYING.

SOMEONE TOOKA BACKGROUND CHECK OUT ON ME,

AND I HAD THE OPTION TO HAVETHAT SAME BACKGROUND CHECK

SENT TO MY HOMESO I COULD SEE,

LIKE, WHAT IT SAID

AND HOW I WAS BEINGREPRESENTED,

AND I GOT ONE.

IT HAD A LOTOF MY TWEETS IN IT.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

AND THE FIRST TWEETON THE LIST--

DO YOU GUYS KNOW THE SHOW

BAR RESCUE WITH JOHN TAFFER?

OH, YEAH, THE FIRST TWEETON THIS LIST

WAS ME ASKING HIMHOW BIG HIS DICK IS.

BE CAREFUL, EVERYBODY.

TELL YOU SOMETHING INTERESTINGABOUT MYSELF.

I HAVE A WEBSITEWHERE I SELL ROMANTIC COMEDIES

ON COMPACT DISC,MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY.

CHECK IT OUT,ROMCOMCDROM.COM,

IS WHAT I WISHI COULD SAY.

IT'S .INFO.

I'M SORRY I'M DOING THIS,

BUT THIS IS MOREOF AN ADVERTISEMENT.

MY ROOMMATE KURTJUST STARTED A BUSINESS

WITH HIS FRIEND ROD,SO CHECK IT OUT,

KURT AND ROD'SCURTAIN RODS.

STUPID.NO.

[chuckles]