Wanda Sykes - Toe-Up in New York

Season 1 , Ep 101 01/09/03 Views: 11,401

Wanda Sykes observes that it's a lot harder to drink to excess in L.A. than it is in New York City. (1:33)

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WANDA SYKES>> SO, I'VE BEEN OUT

IN L.A. A LOT.

L.A. IS NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF

DRIVIN'.

AND I HATE ALL THAT DAMN DRIVIN'

BECAUSE IT INTERFERES WITH MY

DRINKIN'.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

YEAH, THAT'S WHY I LOVE ME SOME

NEW YORK, BOY.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

RIGHT.

WE GET TOE UP IN NEW YORK.

YOU KNOW, NEW YORK, WE HAVE ALL

THOSE BEAUTIFUL, LOVELY CABS AND

STUFF.

OH, I LOVE THAT, MAN.

TELL YOU-- $5 OUT OF YOUR

POCKET, PIN YOUR ADDRESS TO YOUR

COLLAR.

WHOO!

(LAUGHTER)

YOU GET HOME.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GET THAT

CAB, MAN.

I KNOW HERE IN NEW YORK, I'M AT

THE BAR DRINKIN', THE BARTENDER

COMES OVER, "UH, CAN I GET YOU

ANOTHER ONE?"

"OH, HOLD ON, LET ME SEE.

(LAUGHTER)

OH, YEAH.

I COULD HAVE ABOUT TWO MORE."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

BECAUSE IN NEW YORK, THAT'S ALL

YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO DO.

JUST WANDER YOUR ASS TO THAT

CURB, AND--

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

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