The Victim

Season 2 , Ep 2 10/10/07 Views: 15,515

The judge dismisses the case and allows bestiality with animals of the opposite sex. (2:09)

I'LL ALLOW DOUGTO TAKE THE STAND,

SO THAT ALL OF YOU MAY SEE

WHO THE VICTIM IS IN THIS CASE,

TO PUT A FACE ON THIS CRIME.

DOUG, MAY WE HAVEYOUR ATTENTION?

DOUG?

DOUG.

MR. SILVERMAN, MAY I REMIND YOU,

WE ARE IN A COURT OF LAW.

OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES!

WHAT IS SO DELICIOUS ABOUT THAT?

[gasps]

THIS CASE IS DISMISSED.

[giggles]

AND FURTHERMORE, I RULE

THAT HENCEFORTH AND HEREAFTER, BESTIALITY WILL BE LEGAL

IN THE CITY OF VALLEY VILLAGE.

BUT ONLY WITH ANIMALS

OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.

GROSS.

YIPPIE!

[whimpering]

OH, DOUGIE, I KNEW IT!

I KNEW IT.

I'LL NEVERLET YOU GET LOST AGAIN.

LOOK, YOU WERE RIGHT.

THE WHOLE FIGHT WAS JUSTABOUT THE FACT

THAT I'M NOT READYTO GET MARRIED.

WELL, DON'T WORRY.IT'S STILL ILLEGAL.

I KNOW,WHICH IS RIDICULOUS.

BUT IT'S NOT GONNABE ILLEGAL FOREVER.

YOU KNOW, MY MAN,I HAVE A FEELING

WHEN THE WORLD IS READY,I'M GONNA BE READY TOO.

WELL...

YOU'RE WORTH WAITING FOR.

I THINK THIS IS THE GAYESTWE'VE EVER GOTTEN.

YEAH, THIS IS PRETTY GAY.

[owl hooting,crickets chirping]

(Sarah)WELL, DOUG,

IT WAS A ROUGH DAYFOR BOTH OF US.

AND I GUESS I OWE YOUAN APOLOGY.

BUT WHEN I THINKABOUT THE WAY YOUR ASS TASTES,

IT'S KIND OF LIKEYOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY.

WE'LL CALL IT A DRAW.

NOW I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLETOUCHING YOU BELOW THE WAIST.

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