Bonnie McFarlane - Political Correctness

  • Season 12 , Ep 11
  • 02/14/2008
  • Views: 13,368

AND I GOTTA SAYI HATE-- I HATE THE HOLIDAYS.

IF THERE'S TWO HOLIDAYSI CANNOT STAND,

IT'S CHRISTMASAND MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY.

EW, IT'S SO COMMERCIAL.AH, SEE I FEELTHE TENSION WITH THAT.

'CAUSE PEOPLE CAN'T BELIEVEI'M MAKING FUN OF CHRISTMAS.

- HA. YEAH.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

IT'S SUCH APOLITICALLY CORRECT TIME.

I USED TO DOA LOT OF RACIAL MATERIAL.

BUT THEN, PEOPLE WOULD THINKI WAS A RACIST.

AND I'M NOT ANYMORE.AND IT'S VERY COMPLICATED.IT'S VERY COMPLICATED.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE LINE IS.I GUESS I REALLY DON'T.

LIKE MY SISTER,SHE'S VERY POLITICALLY CORRECT.

SHE WON'T EVEN DESCRIBESOMEONE-- RACIALLY, YOU KNOW.

AND THEN, SOMETIMESIT GETS HARD TO FIGURE OUTWHO SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.

SHE'LL BE LIKE,"YOU KNOW THE GUY WITHTHE STRAIGHT BLACK HAIR,

"GLASSES, REALLY GOOD AT MATH,CAN'T DRIVE A CAR.

"DO YOU KNOW WHOI'M TALKING ABOUT?

"HE'S ALWAYS GOT A LITTLESOY SAUCE ON HIS SHIRT.

LOVES KUNG FU MOVIES."HE'S SO HARD TO DESCRIBEBECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE

- A BILLION OTHER PEOPLE. UM...- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I'VE BEEN CALLEDA RACIST BEFORE.

AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.THAT IS HARSH. IT IS.

THAT'S A REALLY UGLY, UGLYTHING, TO CALL S--

THAT'S LIKE BEING CALLEDA MEXICAN. UM, IT HURTS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

DO WE HAVE LATINOS HERE TONIGHT,LEGALLY, BY APPLAUSE?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

WHOA, A LOT. DID YOU GUYSALL COME IN THE SAME CAR?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

JUST KIDDING AROUND.LET'S NOT START A KNIFE FIGHT.

- I UM...- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THAT'S A BIG ISSUE RIGHT NOW.

SHOULD WE LEGALIZEILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS?

WHAT DO YOU THINK, MA'AM?YOU THINK WE SHOULD?

YOU HAVE A BIG YARD,OR A RESTAURANT OR SOMETHING?

- UM...- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I THINK WE SHOULD.I THINK IF THEY HAVE A JOB

AND ARE CONTRIBUTINGTO THIS COUNTRY,

I THINK WE NEEDTO STOP JUDGING PEOPLE

BASED ON THE COLOROF THEIR SKIN

AND START JUDGING PEOPLEBASED ON HOW THEY ACT.

- AND IF THEY ACT WHITE--- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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