Pablo Francisco - Shaving Your Huevos

  • Season 4, Ep 4
  • 12/24/2000
  • Views: 31,482

Pablo knows the difference between chin hair and pubic hair. (2:42)

THOUGH, MAN.

ONE OF THE CHIPPENDALE'S DANCER,

ONE OF THOSE LONG-HAIRED GUYS.

HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE GUYS WITH

THE LONG HAIR?

"WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHAT'S YOUR NAME-- SUSAN?

YEAH.

WHERE DID YOU SEE ME DANCE?

WHERE?

RIGHT ON.

YEAH.

LET'S GO OUT SOMETIME.

I'LL CHEAT ON YA.

ALL RIGHT.

TAKE CARE."

(LAUGHTER)

HE HAS PICTURES OF HIMSELF

IN THE LIVING ROOM.

HE SHAVES HIS (WHISTLES)

HE DOES.

HE SHAVES HIS HUEVOS.

I KNEW HE WAS DOING IT, TOO,

'CAUSE I LOOKED IN THE SINK,

AND I GO, "THIS HAIR DOESN'T

GROW ON THE CHIN.

(LAUGHTER)

WHAT'S IN THERE?"

(MUSICAL SOUND EFFECTS)

IS THERE AFTERSHAVE THAT GOES ON

THERE?

"'HUEVOS SPLASH,' FOR THE MAN

WHO SHAVES HIS HUEVOS."

I CAN SEE THE COMMERCIAL

FOR THAT...

(TECHNO MUSIC SOUND EFFECTS)

"GOOD JOB, CHAD."

"THANKS A LOT.

YOU KNOW, BEING A MALE DANCER'S

HARD, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GOTTA

SHAVE YOUR HUEVOS.

THAT'S WHY I USE 'HUEVOS

SPLASH.'

♪ 'HUEVOS SPLASH,' YOU SEXY

MOTHER (BLEEP)." ♪♪

GOT TO GO.

THAT WAS FUN.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

I'M THE MAN YOU NEED.

ANYONE EVER HAD A MALE DANCER?

ANYONE?

ANYBODY?

THEY GO TO A PARTY, WALK IN

THERE DRESSED UP LIKE A COP.

THE GIRL OPENS UP HER PRESENT.

"THANKS A LOT, JULIE.

THANKS."

WALK IN THERE.

"HELLO.

IS AMY HERE?"

"OH, MY GOD.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

STEPHANIE, COME HERE.

THE COPS ARE HERE!"

"DO YOU OWN A BLUE CAMARO?"

"YES, I DO.

WHAT'S GOING ON?"

"I'M GONNA HAVE TO GIVE YOU A

TICKET."

(TECHNO MUSIC SOUND EFFECTS)

"OH, MY GOD, IT'S A TRICK!

HA!

GIVE HIM THE MONEY."

AND YOU GIRLS JUST GIVE IT TO

HIM.

"THERE YOU GO."

"THANK YOU, THANK YOU,

THANK YOU, HIS LITTLE THING.

HE SAVES THAT MONEY, TOO.

I WAS MAKING FUN OF HIM, THOUGH,

ABOUT SHAVING HIS LITTLE THING

AND HIS FRIENDS GOT REALLY

PISSED OFF AND TOLD HIM.

AND HE COMES THROUGH THE HOUSE

ALL PISSED OFF.

"HEY, MAN.

HE'S COMING TO THE HOUSE TO KICK

YOUR ASS."

I CAN HEAR HIS CAR--

(SOUND EFFECTS)

"PABLO, DAVID SAID THAT, UH,

YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME

SHAVING MY HUEVOS OR SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW WHAT, PABLO, MAN?

THIS IS MY JOB.

I TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, MAN!"

AND HE IS SAYING THIS WITH

TEN 1s IN HIS ASS, LIKE...

(SOUND EFFECTS)

AND THAT MONEY GETS USED.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

HE DOESN'T THROW IT OUT.

YOU KNOW?

"HEY, THE PIZZA GUY'S HERE."

"I GOT IT!"

(LAUGHTER)

THERE YOU GO, DUDE.

ALL RIGHT.

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