The Gaylord's Force

  • Season 3 , Ep 7
  • 07/10/2012
  • Views: 47,561

Even a straight guy like Adam can summon The Gaylord's Force for a paying crowd. (2:08)

- HEY.MAN, WHERE ARE THEY?

- JUST TALKED TO 'EM.GUESS WHAT. THEY'RE NOT COMIN'.

- WHAT?- YEAH.

RIGHT NOW,THEY'RE IN THE CAR,

DRIVING TO VERMONTTO START A NEW LIFE TOGETHER.

THEY'RE GONNA OPEN UP SOME KINDOF GLUTEN-FREE CUPCAKE PLACE

CALLED, "CUP GAYKES."

GENIUS NAME, I KNOW.

- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

[club dance music]

- EVEN A STRAIGHT MAN,

WHO'S HAD SEX

WITH OVER FIVE WOMEN,CAN CHANNEL...

THE GAYLORD'S FORCE!

- WHOO![cheers and applause]

- WHOO!- WHOO!

- OW.

OH, [bleep]!

OH, THAT'S HOT.

THAT WAS HOT.

I AM ADAM"BABY BEAR" DEMAMP!

I SHALL SUMMON THE POWEROF ALL THE GAYLORDS!

[cheers and applause]

[grunts]

WHOO!

DO SOMETHIN' DIFFERENT.

OH, YOU WANNA SEE MEBREAK A BOARD OVER MY OWN SKULL?

[thumps]

[bleep].

- AH...[chuckles]

HOW'D WE DO?

- PRETTY GOOD.TOTAL TICKET SALES, 285 BUCKS.

- OH, GET 'EM!- HA!

BUT, UH, LEMMECALCULATE SOMETHING ELSE.

WE SPENT 50 BUCKS ON GLITTER...- OKAY, OKAY.

- 150 FOR CHAIRS, AND THEN,LIKE, THE STAGE STUFF.

- AH, THAT SUCKS.

- AND THENTHIS IS THE KILLER.

$300 ON THE BOAS,

BECAUSE THEY JUST HAD TO BEREAL OSTRICH FEATHERS.

both: RAM.- WHAT A DIVA.

- UM, SO,ALL THAT TOGETHER,

WE ARE IN THE HOLEFOR A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY.

- ALL RIGHT.THAT'S TERRIBLE.

- 703 PAGES...

OF BUSINESSESAND PERSONAL RESIDENTS!

[audience chanting Baby Bear]NOW, ARE YOU READY?

OH, IT'S NOT PRE-RIPPED!NOT AT ALL! ARE YOU READY?

GAY...

LORD'S...

FORCE!

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