All joking aside,
Bill can bequite a charmer.
I'm not ashamed to say
that I oncehad sex with Bill Shatner.
Oh, you should have seen himsweating and grunting
and so red in the faceand wheezing.
Finally, I said, "Bill,you better hurry up and finish.
In two minutes, they'regonna start the roast."
Of course,I'm still joking.
Bill isa happily married man.
I caught the bouquetat Bill's wedding.
And I hope I'm still aroundto catch the cock ring