I lovegetting fingered.
It's my favoritesexual act.
I think it's 'causeI don't really masturbate,
so I like to outsource itand it's the greatest.
Are you guys into it?
Okay, just me?
I love it.
Lately, fingering stylesare bumming me out
and I think that's whya lot of you are just like,
"No, not so muchanymore."
Because there'sfinger-banging going on
It's just like this aggressivething we're getting a lot
that's just like...
it's like--is this fracking?
Is that what fracking is?
I've heard a lot about it
and I'm ready towrite my Congresswoman.
I am so...
A lot of you,I can sense, are like,
"What's wrongwith that?"
It's, um, it doesn't--
It eitherfeels like nothing
or it hurts and that soundthat we make, that--
That's not like a pleasure--that's a pain sound.
So slight distinction.
It's just this,"Rrhh!"
And it's-- you don't need--even need to be in there.
You can-- just-- just--
And if you are,just the gentle...
the "I Know WhatYou Did Last Summer."
"Here, kitty, kitty."
Like you're trying to coaxa cat out from under a bed
Like, "Here, pussy."
But yeah, and I wouldjust stick to the clit.
And I know that word is like--"stick," it's gross.
But, um, it's nature.
Uh... but yeah.
I wouldjust stick to that.
And I know it's like,"Where is it?"
But we'll like find it foryou and just be like, "There."
It's like "Where's Waldo?"
We'll find it.
Mine's striped,so that does help.
And then you justhone in on it
like you're playinga game of Fruit Ninja.
Have you playedthat game?
If you haven't,I just want to tell you
it's a fingering-training tooldeveloped by the Japanese.
And... youlike swipe fruit
and there's a part wherea pomegranate comes up
and that's whatI'm talking about.
You wanna just like scrub itreally quickly like this.
You're trying to getlike a 37,
is where you'retrying to aim for.
and this will change the way yousee kids playing that game
and I apologize for that.
On the way here tonight,there was a 13-year-old
and I was like, "Oh God."
Like... he had goodstyles.