Sebastian Maniscalco - Going Clubbing

Somerville, Buteau, Levin, Maniscalco Season 9, Ep 902 12/02/2005 Views: 18,673

Sebastian Maniscalco describes the women at nightclubs. (1:46)

THAT'S FUN, HUH, GUYS. THAT'S FUN.

REAL CLASSY WOMENAT THE NIGHTCLUBS, HUH, GUYS?

COULD PICK A WIFE OUT OF THERE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THESE WOMEN COME OUT WEARING TODAY.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE CLUBBING WEAR-- WHATEVER THEY GOT?

THEY COME OUT WITHTHE LITTLE HALF TOP ON.

WITH THE WRONG HALF HANGING OUT.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

DO A SIT-UP.

PEOPLE ARE EATING.

HAVE A LITTLE CLASS, LADIES. WRAP THE GIFT.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

AND I'M NOT JUST BAGGING ON WOMEN.

THERE'S NO GUYS LEFT, EITHER.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MACHO GUYS,RIGHT? REAL MEN?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

IT'S EMBARRASSING.

AND LADIES, THIS IS TODAY'S MAN, RIGHT HERE.

TREVOR.

[LAUGHTER]

THIS GUY'S GONNA STICK UP FOR YOU?

THIS IS YOUR PROTECTION?

YOU'RE WALKING HOME ONE NIGHT, A MUGGER COMES OUT OF THE BUSH.

WHAT'S TREVOR GOING TO DO?

SIPPING ON HIS FRAP.

HE CAN'T EVEN THROW HOT COFFEE AT THE GUY.

WHAT'S HE GONNA DO?

GET AWAY FROM US. GET AWAY FROM US.

GOOD NIGHT. MY NAME IS SEBASTIAN.