Wow. Holy smokes.
Okay, well, I, uh...
I noticed recently, um, that in my car
there is a buttonthat allows me
to turn off thepassenger-side airbag.
I use it all the time.
Someone starts complainingabout my driving...
"Slow down,you're gonna kill us!"
The, uh... the clock in my car,
it has an a.m./p.m.indicator on it.
That seems unnecessary.
If you don't knowif it's a.m. or p.m.,
you are in no conditionto be driving.
It should say the date.
I never know that.
I always gotta askrandom people on the street.
Sometimes they'lllook at me like I'm crazy
just for not knowing the date.
"You don't knowthe date? Are you mad?
It's the ninth."
So just to one-uphowever crazy they already
think that I am,I like to just grab them
and be like, "No, the year!
What year is it?"
You guys know this?
You know, with the rightpair of sunglasses...
you can take a dog anywhere?
It's a blind joke.
I, uh...I actually have a friend,
uh, who has glaucoma,and he's actually...
he's gonna be completely blindin a couple years
if I keep stealing his weed.
But... he's telling me he'staking all these blind classes
to prepare himselffor being blind.
Really interesting stuff.
Like, there's actually a blindetiquette I was unaware of.
Like, for example, when usinga cane, blind people,
they're just supposed to use,like, a little narrow sweep
just right in front of themfor their path, doesn't get
in too many people's way.
You know, it's actuallyconsidered rude
in the blind community to use awide sweep with the cane. Yeah.
So, since I found that out,now any time I see
some blind guy outwaving his cane around...
I'm like, "Hey, ass (bleep)--
What? Do you thinkyou own this road?
I wish you could seewhat a prick you are."