- UH, SO, GUYS,JUST KEEP ON RAGING,
AND WE'LL HAVE THE ELECTRICITYBACK ON IN NO TIME.
- WHAT THE HELL, MAN?
- YOU DIDN'T PAYTHE ELECTRICITY BILL.
- I DIDN'T PAYTHE ELECTRICITY BILL?
YOU DIDN'T PAYTHE ELECTRICITY BILL.
- IT WAS YOUR TURN.- IT WAS MY TURN?
IT WAS MY TURN.DAMN IT!
- YES.- WELL, WHERE'S THE BOOZE?
- WHERE'S THE BOOZE?YOU MEAN MY DADDY'S VERMOUTH?
THAT'S THE ONLY BOOZEWE HAVE, MAN.
- NOBODY WANTS TO DRINKVERMOUTH, ALL RIGHT?
THAT'S LIKE DIRTY, OLD MAN,ANAL LEAKAGE WATER.
- BUT IT'S BOOZE.
- SOMEONE POOPEDIN THE SHOWER AGAIN!
WAS IT YOU?IS THAT WHY YOU LEFT?
THIS GIRL, I THINK,POOPED IN THE SHOWER.
THAT'S WHY SHE'S LEAVING.- ADAM, YOU TOLD ME
YOU POOPED IN THE SHOWER,LIKE, THREE DAYS AGO.
- I DON'T WANNA ARGUEWITH YOU RIGHT NOW, OKAY, BLAKE?
SOMEBODY POOPED IN THE SHOWER.IT'S A DILEMMA.
- WELL, EVERYBODY'S LEAVING.W--DO SOMETHING, DERS, COME ON.
- DO S--WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
- I DON'T KNOW.- HERE, OKAY, ENTERTAINMENT.
YOU WANT ENTERTAINMENT?- WHERE YOU GOING?
- HEY, GUYS, NO POWER,SO WE CAN'T WATCH A DVD,
BUT WHAT IF WE ACTED ONE OUT?
all: OOH!- KINDERGARTEN COP.
- OOH, I'M A LITTLE KID!- YOU'RE A LITTLE KID?
I'LL BE...[French accent]ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER.
AND I'M LIKE, IT'S NOT A DOG.IT'S A FERRET.
- WHO IS THAT?WHO IS THAT?
- I'M ARNOLD.- THAT'S ARNOLD?
- NO, THAT'S NOT ARNOLD.THAT WAS A FRENCHMAN.
LOOK,AND EVERYBODY'S LEAVING
'CAUSE YOU CAN'T EVEN DOAN ARNOLD IMPRESSION.
- DOMINIC!- OH, WHERE IS EVERYBODY GOING?
- THE PARTY'S OVER, MAN.WE DON'T HAVE ANY POWER.
- YEAH, AND WE'RE ALL OUTOF BOOZE.
- YEAH, AND I POOPEDIN THE SHOWER, OR SOMEONE DID.
'CAUSE I'M NOT WILLINGTO ADMIT THAT IT WAS ME.
- THIS SUCKS.- I GOT THIS.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,GET BACK IN THE HOUSE!
PARTY'S BACK ON!
WE'RE ABOUT TO TAKE A TRIPTO THE THIRD WORLD.
IF YOU GOTA HALF-FINISHED BREW,
THAT'S A CHILD SOLDIER.
POUR IT IN THIS BOWLRIGHT HERE.
WE'RE ABOUT TO MAKESOME SAVAGE JUNGLE JUICE!
OH, SNAP, THAT CASE OF VERMOUTH?- YEAH.
- INTO THE BOWL!
- I GOT IT.- YOU GOT ANY KOOL-AID?
MASK THE TASTE,GIVE IT SOME COLOR?
- I GOT SOME CRYSTAL LIGHT.- YEAH, I BET YOU DO, BITCH.
OOH!
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.[laughter]
- HE'S A BITCH.HE IS A BITCH.
- OKAY,AS YOUR TRIBAL CHIEF,
LET ME STATE THE LAWSOF THE JUNGLE.
YOU NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM,PISS OUTSIDE.
YOU NEED LIGHT,BUST OUT YOUR TORCH.
AND IF YOU WANNA GET SMACKEDON SOME OF THIS JUNGLE JUICE,
YOU GOTTA GO NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC!
[laughter]
THAT'S RIGHT.TOPS OFF!
- TOPS OFF.COOL!
- WHO WANTS A CUP?- I DO.
- I'D LOVE ONE.- LET'S GO!
- YEAH.
HELL, YEAH!- WE'LL HAVE SOME OF THAT JUICE.
- TOPS OFF.- TOPS OFF.
[all shouting]
- OH, MY GOD!
- ARE FRAT CHICKSAS CRAZY AS THEY SAY?
- FRATERNITY BROTHERSAND SORORITY CHICKS
ARE ALL [bleep] MACHINES, DUDE.WE'RE BUILT FOR SPEED.
- THAT'S, LIKE, A DREAM OF MINE.I WANNA BE A [bleep] MACHINE.
LIKE, I WOULD LIKE TO BEA SYBIAN, I DREAM OF THAT.
- WAIT, YOU GUYS.THAT'S, LIKE, REALLY GOOD.
- IT'S NOT BAD, RIGHT?- IT IS.
- OH! YOU NOT HEAR MY RULE,YOU PEASANT?
YOU WANT A CUP? NAT GEO.
- I'M ALL SET, THANKS.
- HEY! YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTERTHAN THIS CHICK?
THAT THE RULESDON'T APPLY TO YOU?
SHE WANTED A CUP,SO SHE POPPED HER TOP.
PARTY RULES APPLYTO EVERYONE.
SO I SUGGEST YOU NIP OUT...
OR SHIP OUT.
- JUST NIP OUT, MAN.DON'T SHIP OUT.
- YOU GUYS COOL WITH THAT?
- GO ON, BRO.YOU GOT THIS, COME ON.
- WELL, I GOT BOOBS TOO, MAN.IT'S WHATEVER.
[all cheering]
- COME ON, EVERYBODY.
LET'S GET A BEAT GOING,LIKE OUR ANCIENT ANCESTORS!
[all cheering]
[tribal beat]
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