Laura Kightlinger - Drinking Weather

  • Season 1 , Ep 10
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 4,619

This past decade we couldn't have asked for better drinking weather. (1:52)

(tv announcer)THE MEN STAYED INTHE PRISON CAMP

UNTIL THE END OF THE WAR.

HEY, NICK.

YA KNOW, I WISH I COULDGO TO A PRISON CAMP.

DUDE, IT'S NOTTHAT KIND OF CAMP.

IT'S AWFUL.

I HEAR THEY MAKE YOUSING STUPID SONGS,

AND THEY WON'T TAKENO FOR AN ANSWER.

HMM, SOUNDS LIKE A CONTRACTWITH DEATH ROW RECORDS.

(Laura Kightlinger)I'M NOT A-A BIG DRINKER.

BUT I THINK, YA KNOW,YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT...

UH, TODAY WASA PERFECT DAY

TO STAY INSIDE AND DRINK.

I MEAN, WASN'T IT?

AND-AND YESTERDAYWAS EVEN BETTER.

THIS PAST DECADE WECOULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR

BETTER DRINKING WEATHER.

WE JUST, YA KNOW...

IN FACT, ACCORDING TO, UH,THE "DRINKER'S ALMANAC,"

THIS IS THEBEST POLITICAL CLIMATE

FOR DRINKING SINCE 1825.

WHICH, COINCIDENTLY, WASTHE LAST TIME WE HAD

THE SON OF A FORMERPRESIDENT IN OFFICE.

IT WAS, UH, JOHN ADAMS'SON, JOHN QUINCY.

OR "Q" AS THEY CALLED HIM.

AND I JUST THINK ELECTING"W" PROVES THAT AMERICANS

ARE SUCKERS FORFAMILY BUSINESSES...

NO MATTER HOW DYSFUNCTIONALOR INCOMPETENT.

BUSH AND SON.

LEADING AMERICATO WAR SINCE 1990.

FEELS RIGHT.

JUST FEELS GOOD.

YA KNOW, WHENEVERREPUBLICANS ARE IN OFFICE,

YOU SEE THE WORD "SODOMY"IN THE NEWSPAPER.

PERSONALLY, I'VE-I'VENEVER BEEN INTERESTED

IN BACK-DOOR SEX.

I--YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE IT'S ALL I CAN DOTO KEEP THE FRONT ENTRANCENICE FOR COMPANY.

YA KNOW?

SWEEPING THE WALK,TRIMMING THE HEDGE...

AND I, YA KNOW, I'MONE OF THESE WOMEN...

I KEEP THE CHRISTMASLIGHTS UP ON MY SNOOCH

ALL YEAR ROUND.

AND, YA KNOW,IT'S BECAUSE...

WHAT IF PEOPLE AREIN FROM OUT OF TOWN?

YA KNOW, THERE AREN'T LIGHTSANYWHERE ELSE ON MY BODY.

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