Tupac Is Still Alive - Uncensored

  • Season 3 , Ep 1
  • 07/09/2006
  • Views: 1,043,798

Tupac wrote this song a long time ago, way before Dave had two kids. (2:41)

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- EXCLUSIVE,HERE'S THAT NEW TUPAC.

[crowd cheering]

[hip-hop music]

- ♪ LISTEN CLOSEAS LIFE TURNS ITS PAGES ♪

♪ MACHIAVELLI HEREKICKIN' RHYMES FOR THE AGES ♪

♪ SEE THINGS IN STAGES

♪ WISE WORDS SPOKEN BY SAGES

♪ FROM SKYTELTO BLACKBERRY PAGERS ♪

♪ YOUR CREW DON'T PHASE US ♪

♪ WE'LL MAKE YOU BUSTERSPAY US ♪

♪ RUN UP IN YOUR SPOT LIKE C.J.FROM SAN ANDREAS ♪

♪ I WROTE THIS SONGA LONG TIME AGO ♪

♪ A REAL LONG TIME AGO

♪ FEEL ME

♪ I WROTE THIS SONGA LONG TIME AGO ♪

♪ IT WAS THE DOPEST SONGI EVER WROTE ♪

♪ IN '94 ♪

♪ WHAT CAN A NIGGA DO

♪ WHEN HALF THE PEOPLE VOTEDFOR GEORGE W. ♪

♪ BOUNCIN' CHECKSFROM GEORGE W. ♪

♪ CAN'T BE TRUE ♪

♪ BETTER CHOKE HIM'CAUSE HE'S A SNITCH ♪

♪ I'M TALKING ABOUTGEORGE W. SMITH ♪

♪ FROM CITY COUNCIL

♪ HE RAN IN '93OUT IN OAKLAND ♪

♪ YOU PROBABLY DIDN'THEAR ABOUT HIM ♪

♪ I WROTE THIS SONGA LONG TIME AGO ♪

♪ A REAL LONG TIME AGO

♪ WAY BEFORE SLIM SHADYWAS IN DEMAND ♪

♪ WAY BEFORE WE DROPPED BOLOGNAON AFGHANISTAN ♪

♪ I WROTE THIS SONG IN '94 ♪

♪ HOW AM I DOING THIS?

♪ LOOK AROUND THE CLUB

♪ SEE EVERYONE IN THE PLACESHOWIN' PAC LOVE ♪

♪ GOT A SMILE ON MY FACE

♪ THE GIRL IN THE MINISKIRTHAS BAD TASTE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE THAT SHIRTDON'T MATCH ♪

♪ THERE'S A PUDDING STAINON THE BACK ♪

♪ WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

♪ IT MIGHT BE DOO-DOO

♪ AND YOU IN THE BACK,YOU AIN'T SHIT ♪

♪ YOU BOUGHT A GIN AND TONIC,BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN TIP ♪

♪ AND IF YOU HIT THIS TABLEONE MORE TIME ♪

♪ THEN THE RECORD MIGHT SKIP

♪ MIGHT SKIP

♪ I TOLD YOU

♪ STOP HITTING THE TABLE

♪ TUPAC IS RAW

♪ I WROTE THIS RHYME IN 1994

♪ I'M NOT ALIVE ♪

♪ THUG LIFE

♪ DAVE CHAPPELLE

♪ THAT AIN'T YOUR WIFE ♪

♪ DAMN, MAN,GO BACK TO YOUR KIDS ♪

♪ GO HOME

♪ I WROTE THIS SONGA LONG TIME AGO ♪

♪ A REAL LONG TIME AGO

♪ WAY BEFORE BEANIE SIGELHAD TO DO A BID ♪

♪ WAY BEFORE DAVE CHAPPELLEHAD TWO KIDS ♪

♪ DON'T GIVE HIM NO HOOCHIE ♪

- TUPAC, REST IN PEACE.

- ♪ OKAY, I WILL

[cheers and applause]

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