Rocky LaPorte - Canada

  • Season 9, Ep 18
  • 06/09/2005
  • Views: 8,098

Rocky is confused by Canadian thermostats. (1:49)

ALL OVER THE...

I WAS IN CANADA, YOU EVER BEEN

TO CANADA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

YEAH, YOU GO UP THERE?

WHERE DO YOU GO THERE,

MY FRIEND?

>> I SAID "NO".

Rocky LaPorte: OH, YOU SAID

"NO".

YOU JUST CLAPPING LIKE.

I'LL JUST HELP THIS POOR

BASTARD.

[LAUGHTER]

DID YOU GUY'S GO?

SO NOBODY ACTUALLY WENT?

I AH...

[LAUGHTER]

OH, WHERE'D YOU GO?

OH, TORONTO.

I GOT AN UNCLE IN TORONTO.

YES I DO, HE SELLS GOLF CLUBS.

IT'S CALLED UH,

"HEY, WHACK THIS".

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I'M UP IN CANADA YA KNOW

AND IN WE'RE IN THE HOTEL ROOM

AND IT'S KINDA COLD SO I GO,

"I'LL PUT THE HEAT ON A LITTLE

BIT."

I PUT IT ON 70.

IT WAS FRIGGIN CELSIUS.

[LAUGHTER]

YEAH, YA KNOW WHAT THAT IS IN

REAL LIFE?

THAT'S LIKE 2,000 DEGREES

OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

THE WATER IN THE TOILET WAS

BOILING.

[LAUGHTER]

AND AH...

YOU EVER GO TO FLORIDA?

THEY GOT THOSE FRIGGIN BUGS

DOWN THERE.

THE BIG ONES THAT FLY AWAY

WITH YOUR KIDS, YOU EVER SEE

THOSE THINGS?

[LAUGHTER]

A PALMETTO.

I WAS GOING TO STEP ON ONE,

I THOUGHT HE'D TEAR MY SHOE OFF,

STICK IT IN MY ASS.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU GUY'S BEEN TO FLORIDA,

RIGHT?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

DID YOU REALLY GO OR ARE YOU

PRETENDING?

YOU DID, WHERE'D YOU GO?

>> ORLANDO.

Rocky LaPorte: ORLANDO, I GOT

AN UNCLE IN ORLANDO.

[LAUGHTER]

I GOTTA THINK OF WHAT HE DOES...

HE AH...

[LAUGHTER]

THIS [BLEEP] HARDER THAN IT

LOOKS.

[LAUGHTER]

WHAT DO THEY GOT IN FLORIDA?

ORANGES.

OH, HEY SQUEEZE THIS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

C'MON!

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