Bonnie McFarlane - Hunting

  • Season 12 , Ep 11
  • 02/14/2008
  • Views: 21,790

Bonnie loved her hunting dog. (2:13)

PROBABLY MY FAVORITE SPORTTO ACTUALLY PARTICIPATE IN

- IS HUNTING.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

IT'S SO WEIRD BECAUSEI DON'T LOOK GOOD IN ORANGE.

BUT-- I JUST LOVE THE OUTDOORS.

AND I LOVE MY HUNTING DOG.I LOVED MY HUNTING DOG.

[LAUGHTER AND AW'S]

I'M NOT THAT GOOD AT HUNTING.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YOU CAN'T THINK OF 'EM AS PETS.

THEY'RE HUNTING ACCESSORIESSO...YOU CAN'T GET ATTACHED.

IF YOU WANT TO BEA GREAT ATHLETE

- YOU HAVE TO SACRIFICE SO...- [LAUGHTER]

I KNOW PEOPLE THINKHUNTING IS APPALLING.

'CAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE AREUNDER THE MISGUIDED IMPRESSION

THAT HUNTING IS CRUEL.BUT HERE'S THE ONE THING

YOU PROBABLY DON'T REALIZE.AND THIS IS SOMETHING

ANIMAL RIGHTS' ACTIVISTSDO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW.

THE DEER LOVE IT.THEY ARE HAVIN' A BALL.

THEY WOULD MISS ITIF IT WAS ILLEGAL.

THEY REALLY WOULD.THEY LOVE THE FALL.

IT'S AN EXCITING TIME FOR THEM.

[LAUGHTER]

THE ONE THINGI WOULD NEVER DO IS,

EAT MY KILL.THAT'S DISGUSTING.THAT IS SO GROSS.

EW, I'M A VEGAN, SO--EW, I WOULD NEVER--

I'D JUST LEAVE IT THERE. YEAH.

IT'S BIODEGRADABLE.SO THAT'S GOOD.

I'M A VEGETARIAN, BUT I CHEAT.I DO CHEAT A LITTLE BI--

I EAT VEAL. IT'S SO GOOD.SO GOO-- SO TENDER.

HOW DO THEY GET IT LIKE THAT?

I DON'T KNOW.I MEAN, I LOVE IT.

AND I CARE ABOUTTHE ENVIRONMENT.

IF YOU READ MY BLOG,YOU'LL KNOW THAT. I'M GREEN.

DO YOU READ MY BLOG?YEAH. RIGHT?

YOU AND TENS OF OTHERSDEFINITELY DO.

I THINK WE COULD ALL DO MORETO HELP SAVE THIS PLANET.

I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO BETHAT EXTREME ABOUT IT EITHER.

IT'S ALL ABOUT MAKING SOMESMALL CHOICES IN YOUR LIFE,

TRYING TO FIND SOME BALANCE.LIKE FOR ME,

I WOULD NEVER DRIVE AN SUV.I JUST WOULDN'T.

BUT I LITTER.YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YEAH, DO WHAT YOU CAN.DO WHAT YOU CAN.

[LAUGHTER]

I KNOW ENVIRONMENTALISTS EXIST.

BUT WHENEVERI SEE A GUY ON A BIKE,I DON'T THINK,

"OH, SWEET. THERE GOESAN ENVIRONMENTALIST."

I'M ALWAYS LIKE, "TSSK.THAT POOR SUCKER GOT A DUI."

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