The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 5 • 09/28/2000

Behold the Virgin Mary, o ye of little Windex.

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00:16

Moment of Zen - Rush on McDonald's
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A mob bashes in the windows at McDonald's.
09/27/2000
00:44

Recap - 9/27/00
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Jon recaps the top stories, including Slobodan Milosevic and Kennedy the VJ.
09/27/2000
02:16

Headlines Block the Vote
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Slobodan Milosevic delivers his own ethnically cleansed election results.
09/27/2000
02:31

Special Olympics Report Pt. 1
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Congratulations, Norwegian women's soccer team -- you'll now enjoy your picture on a jar of herring.
09/28/2000
01:33

Recap - 9/28/00
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Jon recaps tonight's stories on the 2000 Summer Olympics, the Virgin Mary sighting in New Jersey and the difficulties of gay travel.
09/28/2000
02:11

Gay Travel: Get Packin'
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The mayor of Eressos tries to bar 100 British lesbians from visiting his fair isle, the Greek island of Lesbos.
09/28/2000
00:14

Moment of Zen - Virgin Mary Sighting
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Spectators stand outside of a house in Perth Amboy, NJ, to view the appearance of the Virgin Mary on an upstairs window.
09/28/2000
03:56

Special Olympics Report Pt. 2
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Steve Carell and Nancy Walls break down the 2000 Summer Olympics of sucking, on location in Sydney, Australia.
09/28/2000
05:29

Tony Danza
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Tony Danza is concerned about America's kids dealing with movie studio focus groups, Britney Spears and school night concerts.
09/28/2000
01:13

Intro - High School
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An alumni from Jon's high school has come all the way from New Jersey to see the show.
09/28/2000
01:41

Other News - Jersey Girl
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The Virgin Mary has chosen to manifest herself as a colorful oval shape on Ramon Collado's upstairs window, just as it is written.
09/28/2000
01:29

Special Entertainment Report - Anna Nicole Smith
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J. Howard Marshall II was 89 years and confined to a wheelchair when he married Anna Nicole Smith, who was 26 and confined to a pair of Guess jeans.
10/02/2000
00:45

Recap - 10/2/00
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Anna Nicole Smith is rich, and Barbra says farewell.
10/02/2000
03:12

Warner Robins 2000 - Emily
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The name Emily Sheffield strikes fear in the heart of any bowler over 65 years of age.
10/02/2000
01:04

TV Season
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Jon is disappointed that no one has taken a crack at an updated version of "Charles in Charge" in the upcoming new TV season.
10/02/2000
00:09

Moment of Zen - Anna Nicole Smith
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A kiss between heiress Anna Nicole Smith and her late husband J. Howard Marshall II.
10/02/2000
01:58

Warner Robins 2000 - Olive
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Nancy Walls travels to Warner Robins Air Force base, where an Olympics of a more noble and courageous vein is taking place
10/02/2000
01:20

Special Entertainment Report - Barbra Streisand
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After sorting and date the Marcus Welby tapes, James Brolin and Barbra Streisand are in for a lot of awkward silence
10/02/2000
03:59

Dean Cain
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Dean Cain talks about kissing dudes in the movie "The Broken Hearts Club."
10/02/2000
02:45

Special Olympics Report
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Antics at the Olympics involved costume mascots and violations of several longstanding statutes on simulated bestiality.
10/02/2000
01:59

Warner Robins 2000 - Roy
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Roy Hector, a six-time shuffleboard silver medalist, trains for these Olympic games in complete isolation, seeing his grandchildren but once a year.
10/02/2000
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