and it got kind of real
because I don't knowif you ever heard yourself
getting describedto the police
by someonewho's calling the police,
but it's very upsetting--
like, you know,how you stick out.
Like, "He has very strangeeyebrows and nostrils.
"I don't know if he's Turkishor something.
I don't know what the hell"--
And then she goes,"He has a blue gym bag."
And when she said"blue gym bag,"
I was like, "Oh, shit,"
because I had just bought,
like, all my weedfor the month
that, like,I had in this bag.
That's why I was late,
'cause I was buyinga month's supply of weed.
By the way, don't buya month's supply of weed.
You're not gonna make itlast a month, idiot.
So one second,I'm real cocky.
I'm like, "Yeah, fatso,I'd like to see--
Oh, God, weed!"
And I had to run--and I had to run in--
I ran into trafficand hid at CVS
for 20 minuteswhile the cops came.
So the moral of the story is,
you don't have to be niceto people,
but just don't carryillegal shit on you.