Kurt Metzger - Fighting for a Cab Pt. 3

Kurt Metzger: White Precious Season 1, Ep 1 07/11/2014 Views: 1,975

Kurt Metzger suddenly remembers why he doesn't want to have a run-in with the police. (1:10)

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and it got kind of real

because I don't knowif you ever heard yourself

getting describedto the police

by someonewho's calling the police,

but it's very upsetting--

like, you know,how you stick out.

Like, "He has very strangeeyebrows and nostrils.

"I don't know if he's Turkishor something.

I don't know what the hell"--

And then she goes,"He has a blue gym bag."

And when she said"blue gym bag,"

I was like, "Oh, shit,"

because I had just bought,

like, all my weedfor the month

that, like,I had in this bag.

That's why I was late,

'cause I was buyinga month's supply of weed.

By the way, don't buya month's supply of weed.

You're not gonna make itlast a month, idiot.

So one second,I'm real cocky.

I'm like, "Yeah, fatso,I'd like to see--

Oh, God, weed!"

And I had to run--and I had to run in--

I ran into trafficand hid at CVS

for 20 minuteswhile the cops came.

So the moral of the story is,

you don't have to be niceto people,

but just don't carryillegal shit on you.