A MAN IN MICHIGANSAYS THAT HE WAS ROBBED

OF OVER $7,000-WORTHOF VINTAGE PORN. $7,000.

BUT CAN YOU REALLYPUT A PRICE

ON WATCHING PEOPLEGIVE EACH OTHER AIDS?

HEY, HERE'S SOME NEWSFROM THE WORLD OF PORN.

JOE FRANCIS, THE FOUNDER

OF THE GIRLS GONE WILDVIDEO FRANCHISE,

FILED FOR BANKRUPTCYLAST WEEK.

audience: AWW!- I KNOW, RIGHT?

DEVASTATING.

THE GIRLS GONE WILD FRANCHISEIS NOW 16 YEARS OLD,

BUT FRANCIS CLAIMSHE HAS A RELEASE

THAT SAYS IT'S 18.

LET'S GET INTO THIS ONE.IN FLORIDA, AT A BUILDING

FOR THE ONLINE COLLEGE,FULL-SAIL UNIVERSITY,

A STUDENT YELLED RACIAL SLURSAT A BLACK CLASSMATE

AND THEN STABBED HIMWITH A SCREWDRIVER.

THUS ANSWERINGTHE QUESTION,

"WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET KICKEDOUT OF FULL-SAIL UNIVERSITY?"

AND FINALLY, BOBBY BROWNHAS BEEN SENTENCED

TO 55 DAYS IN JAILFOR A DUI.

IT'S SAD.BOBBY SAID THAT NORMALLY,

HE WOULD NEVERDRIVE DRUNK,

BUT HE WAS IN A HURRYTO MEET WHITNEY HOUSTON.

THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.THAT'S MY MONOLOGUE. GOOD NIGHT!

[cheers and applause]

all: [chanting]AN-THO-NY! AN-THO-NY! AN-THO-NY!

AN-THO-NY! AN-THO-NY! AN-THO-NY!- OH.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU,THANK YOU.

YOU GUYSARE A GREAT CROWD.

I DON'T USUALLYDO MONOLOGUE ENCORES,

BUT WHAT THE HELL.

PLUS,I'M ALMOST POSITIVE

WE HAVEN'TTALKED ABOUT PORN YET.

AFTER OPEN-HEART SURGERY,

PORN STAR RON JEREMYHAS BEEN GIVEN THE OKAY

TO HAVE SEX AGAIN.YEAH.

[cheers and applause]

AND HIS FEMALE CO-STARS ARETHRILLED TO HAVE HIM BACK TOO.

IN FACT, YOU CAN SEE ITALL OVER THEIR FACES.

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