Rachel Feinstein - Extra Smile

  • Season 1, Ep 6
  • 08/08/2010
  • Views: 31,530

Rachel Feinstein's mother's dream is to be like Michelle Pfeiffer in the movie "Dangerous Minds." (1:07)

LIKE, SHE REALLY WANTS TO BEBLACK OR ETHNIC SOMEHOW.

[chuckles] AND SHE'S,LIKE, AGGRESSIVELY WHITE.

BUT HER FAVORITE THINGTO TELL PEOPLE

AT PARTIES AND STUFF IS THATSHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLACK.

SHE'S ALWAYS LIKE, "PEOPLEALWAYS TELL ME, THEY GO,

"'KAREN YOU SHOULD HAVEBEEN BLACK.'

"AND IT'S TRUE.

"AND I THINK PEOPLEFEEL SAFE WITH ME.

"THEY DO.

"WHEN I SEE A BLACK PERSON,

"I JUST GIVE 'EMTHAT EXTRA SMILE.

"I GIVE 'EM AN EXTRA SMILE.

THEY FEEL VERY SAFE WITH ME."

I'M LIKE, "THAT'S A REALLYBIG RESPONSIBILITY--

"PROTECTING THE BLACKS.

"ARE YOU SUREYOU'RE READY FOR THAT?

YOU TEACHLOW-IMPACT AEROBICS."

MY MOM WANTS TO BE, LIKE,ONE OF THOSE

WHITE WOMEN IN THE MOVIESTHAT SAVES A BLACK SCHOOL,

LIKE MICHELLE PFIEFFERIN DANGEROUS MINDS.

I THINK THAT'S HER DREAM.

LIKE SHE WANTSTO GO AND, LIKE,

TEACH HIP-HOP VIOLININ THE GHETTO OR SOME [bleep].

YOU KNOW?

I THINK THAT'S WHAT SHE WOULDLIKE TO HAVE HAPPEN EVERY DAY.

LIKE, YOU KNOW,SHE TEACHES SOME CLASS

AND SOME KID NAMED TREYTRIES TO GET UP AND LEAVE,

AND SHE GOES,"GO AHEAD AND RUN, TREY!

I RAN ONCE."

AND THEN HE COMES BACKAND CRIES

SLOW THUG TEARS.

[laughter and applause]

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