Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Dat Boi - High-Speed Access to Our Dankest Memes

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Since Internet access is being recognized as a basic human right, Emily Fleming, John Ross Bowie and Jay Mandyam read lines that would be found in the Internet Bill of Rights. (1:24)

Nowadays, having Internet accessis just as important

as things like educationand free speech.

After all, it's how most of usapply for jobs, do our jobs,

tweet things that cause usto lose our jobs.

That is why the United NationsHuman Rights Council

has passed a non-bindingresolution condemning countries

that disrupt citizens'Internet access.

So now it's considereda basic human right

to say stuff like this.

"Y'all know that Atlanta spelledbackyards is Atlanta."

(laughter)

Mm...

I think there are other things

that Jay do not gotbesides that juice.

-Uh...-FLEMING: No juice.

MANDYAM:Chris, he does not speak

for all Jays, all right?I just want you to know.

HARDWICK: Okay, he isa one and only Jay.

-He does not speak for all Jays.-Hashtag #notalljays.

God bless America.

Hopefully, this will leadto some sort of Internet bill

of human rights guaranteeing

that everyone has high-speedaccess to our dankest memes.

Comedians,what's something you might find

on an Internet bill of rights?

-Emily.-The right to delete

your historywhen your boyfriend gets home.

-I mean... -All right,I'll give you points.

(applause and cheering)

-Jay.-The 34th amendment is

if it exists,somebody's jerking off to it.

HARDWICK: Yeah, that's the 34thamendment, I believe.

(applause)

Uh, I think it was Ben Franklinwho said that.

Uh, John Ross Bowie.

You have the rightto a speedy trial

of middle schoolers calling youHitler in the comment section.

-(laughter)-HARDWICK: Points.