Scoring Marijuana

Season 1 , Ep 2 07/22/09 Views: 18,001

Michael Showalter convinces Michael Ian Black to buy drugs for him in Tompkins Square Park. (1:59)

[kids shouting]

- CAN WE JUSTGET THIS OVER WITH, PLEASE?

- HEY, I NEED, LIKE,

A SECOND TO FIGURE OUTWHO TO APPROACH, OKAY?

- WELL, WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY?

- OH, MY GOD, MIKE.

DON'T BE SO NAIVE.

THAT GUY'S OBVIOUSLYAN UNDERCOVER COP.

- THAT GUY'S NOT A COP.

- YES, HE IS, MIKE.

- HIM, THAT GUY.

THAT'S MY GUY.

- THAT GUY?

MIKE, THAT GUY'S A COP.

THAT GUY'S OBVIOUSLY A COP.

- MICHAEL,IT'S REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY, OKAY?

THE UNDERCOVER COP WANTSTO LOOK LIKE A DRUG DEALER.

THERE'S NO WAY THAT GUY'S A COP

BECAUSE HE LOOKS SO MUCHLIKE A COP.

THINK ABOUT IT.

- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.- USE YOUR NOODLE.

- ALL RIGHT, GO, WHATEVER.

- NO, COULD YOU GO?

COULD YOU DO IT?

- I'M NOT GOING.- NO, ALL RIGHT.

- I'M NOT GOING.- LOOK, MIKE.

OKAY, HERE'S THE TRUTH,ALL RIGHT?

PEOPLE TELL ME THAT I LOOK LIKEA COP, ALL RIGHT?

THEY SAY THAT I HAVE COP FACE.

AND THERE'S NOTHINGI CAN DO ABOUT IT,

BUT YOU JUST LOOK LIKEA GAY GUY.

SO IT'LL JUST GOMUCH SMOOTHER THAT WAY.

- ALL RIGHT.

- I OWE YOU.

I OWE YOU ONE.

YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS.

- HI.

HOW ARE YOU?

- GOOD.

- DO YOU HAVE MARIJUANA?

- YEAH.

- OKAY.- WHAT DO YOU GOT?

- UH, CAN I GET SOME, PLEASE?

- SURE.

- HERE'S $70.

- OKAY.

- POLICE.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

- OH, [...].

- OH, THAT'S OKAY.

THAT'S OKAY.

I'M FINE.- NO, IT'S NOT OKAY.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.- NO, NO, NO, KEEP THE MONEY.

IT'S FINE.- WHERE YOU GOING?

- NO, I'M FINE.

- YO, WHERE YOU GOING?

- IT'S--IT'S OKAY.

- COME ON.

- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

IT'S FINE.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

- ARE YOU GONNA RUN FROM ME?

[siren wailing]

- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

- YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

- HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

- OH, GOD.

- HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK.

- IT'S OKAY.

- YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

- I'M A COMEDIAN.

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