Partying Olympics

  • Season 2 , Ep 3
  • 10/19/2011
  • Views: 6,123

A major partier himself, Nick lists the events in the international Partying Olympics. (2:05)

IT'S PRETTY COMMON.

MY FIRST ALBUMWAS CALLED "PARTY."

I THINK WE HAVETHE ALBUM COVER.YEAH. YEAH.

( audience cheering )

I HAVE FRIENDSWHO DO TRIATHLONS.I'M JUST LIKE -- YOU.

THEY'D BE LIKE, "DUDE,TRY ONE DAY RUNNING,

THEN SWIMMING,THEN RIDING A BIKE."

I'M LIKE, "TRY GOINGTO VEGAS FOR FIVE DAYS,

DRINKING AND SMOKING WEEDAND DOING OTHER STUFF.

IT'S REALLY HARD."

THERE SHOULD BEA PARTYING OLYMPICS.

I THINK THAT'D BE AWESOME.JUST GET PARTIERS FROMALL OVER THE WORLD

AND JUST SEE WHO CANHOLD THEIR OWN.

AND THESE ARE SOMEOF THE EVENTS, ALL RIGHT?

THE FIRST EVENT OF COURSEIS SMIRNOFF ICE HOCKEY.

YOU PLAY ON A RINK OF SMIRNOFF ICE

AND THEN YOU CAN JUST LICKTHE RINK WHILE YOU PLAY IT

AND JUST GET A BUZZ.THAT'S AWESOME.

THE NEXT ONEIS ONE OF MY FAVORITES:SHOTS PUT.

SO--( laughs )

YOU JUST THROW A SHOT GLASSLIKE A SHOT PUT

INTO SOMEBODY ELSE'S MOUTH.

MIGHT LOSE SOME TEETH, BUT THAT'S THE PRICE YOU PAY

FOR BEING A GREATPARTYING OLYMPIAN.

THIS IS MY OTHER FAVORITE:THE HIGH JUMP.

HE'S IN GOOD SHAPEFOR A STONER.

I'VE NEVER SEEN A STONERTHAT DIESEL BEFORE.

LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNACLEAR IT.

THIS IS ANOTHER GOOD ONE.THIS IS CROSS-COUNTRY PEEING.

- SEE, THERE'S A TRAIL OF PEE.- ( audience groans )

HEY, IT'S THE OLYMPICS,YOU GUYS.

DON'T -- ON THESE OLYMPIANS,THESE PEOPLE.

SO GROSS.

THIS IS ANOTHER--SPEED-SKATING.

THIS GUY'S ALL JACKED UP ON METH.

HIS TEETH ARE FALLING OUT,BUT HE'S SKATING, DUDE.

THIS IS ONE WE'VE ALL DONE.WE COULD ALL BE IN THIS ONE:

SYNCHRONIZED DRUNK TEXTING.

I DON'T KNOWWHO THOSE GUYS ARE.

THEY LOOK KIND OF LIKE DOUCHEBAGS.

LOOKS LIKE DAVE GROHLIF HE HAD A VAGINA.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE,THIS NEXT ONE:

THE PARALLEL BARS.

COME ON, THAT'S AMAZING!

TWO BARS PARALLEL.

AND THEN THIS ONE IS OF COURSETHE 100-METER HURLS.

- YEAH! SO GROSS!- ( audience groans )

THANKS FOR TUNING INTO THE SHOW.

THIS NEXT SKETCHIS EVEN FILTHIER THANWHAT YOU JUST SAW.

PARTY!

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