>> ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE HERE.
THANK YOU.
WELCOME TO "THE BURN."
HOW DO I LOOK?
>> I HAD MY HAIR DONE BY
HURRICANE ISAAC.
LET'S START WITH SOME BIRTHDAY
SHOUT-OUTS.
HERE'S A BOOTY CALL I'D LIKE TO
GIVE 31 SPANKS TO.
HAPPY BURN, BABY.
I'M SURE BEYONCE'S WISH IS THAT
HER DAUGHTER DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
HER HUSBAND.
[LAUGHTER]
LISTEN, EVERYBODY KNOWS I LOVE
JAY Z BUT HE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE
HE'S HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION
TO SHELL FOOD.
AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SEAN
WHITE.
A GUY BEST KNOWN AS THE SLIGHTLY
MORE [BLEEP]ED UP ROCKY DENNIS.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
AND THIS IS BETSY COOPER, THE
WORLD'S OLDEST LIVING PERSON.
THIS WEEK SHE CELEBRATES HER
116th BIRTHDAY.
[APPLAUSE]
DOESN'T LOOK A DAY OVER 109.
ONE OF HER FAVORITE CHILDHOOD
MEMORIES IS TAKING A BOAT RIDE
WITH TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL.
SHE'S 116!
WHEN SHE WAS ASKED HOW SHE LIVED
TO BE SO OLD, SHE SAID COLD?
I'M NOT COLD.
[APPLAUSE]
HAPPY BURN DAY, BETSY!