>> ALL RIGHT.

WE'RE HERE.

THANK YOU.

WELCOME TO "THE BURN."

HOW DO I LOOK?

>> I HAD MY HAIR DONE BY

HURRICANE ISAAC.

LET'S START WITH SOME BIRTHDAY

SHOUT-OUTS.

HERE'S A BOOTY CALL I'D LIKE TO

GIVE 31 SPANKS TO.

HAPPY BURN, BABY.

I'M SURE BEYONCE'S WISH IS THAT

HER DAUGHTER DOESN'T LOOK LIKE

HER HUSBAND.

[LAUGHTER]

LISTEN, EVERYBODY KNOWS I LOVE

JAY Z BUT HE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE

HE'S HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION

TO SHELL FOOD.

AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SEAN

WHITE.

A GUY BEST KNOWN AS THE SLIGHTLY

MORE [BLEEP]ED UP ROCKY DENNIS.

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

AND THIS IS BETSY COOPER, THE

WORLD'S OLDEST LIVING PERSON.

THIS WEEK SHE CELEBRATES HER

116th BIRTHDAY.

[APPLAUSE]

DOESN'T LOOK A DAY OVER 109.

ONE OF HER FAVORITE CHILDHOOD

MEMORIES IS TAKING A BOAT RIDE

WITH TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL.

SHE'S 116!

WHEN SHE WAS ASKED HOW SHE LIVED

TO BE SO OLD, SHE SAID COLD?

I'M NOT COLD.

[APPLAUSE]

HAPPY BURN DAY, BETSY!