Sara Schaefer - Butterfly Tramp Stamp

  • Season 4 , Ep 2
  • 08/02/2013
  • Views: 9,095

Sara Schaefer knows exactly how to remove the stigma from her terribly clichéd tattoo. (2:13)

I've been thinking aboutgetting a second tattoo,

which means we're going totalk about my first tattoo.

I want you to imaginewhat it is

and where it is on my body.

You got it?

If you were thinking ofanything other than a

butterfly tramp stamp, youhave vastly underestimated

how much of a cliche I am.

And I thank you.

I have a butterflytramp stamp.

But when I got it, it wasn'tcalled tramp stamp yet,

okay?

It was a long time ago.

That phrase had not beeninvented yet.

Back then, I didn't evenknow what a tramp was.

I thought it was a dogthat ate spaghetti, okay?

So I'm thinking aboutgetting a second tattoo to

add to the butterfly trampstamp to make the whole

thing less slutty.

Here's what I'm thinking.

In beautiful Ed Hardy-stylecalligraphy, all down my

back, the words: "Thisbutterfly symbolizes the

personal transformation thatone goes through when they

accept Jesus Christ astheir lord and savior."

Because that was theoriginal intention.

I'm not joking.

When I was 19, I thought thebest place to permanently

affix my symbol for my loveof the lord would be right

above my ass crack.

I didn't realize that one daywhen people saw it,

they'd be like, "My liege,she has the mark of the

whore.

I must implore you to puttwo condoms on tonight."

I'm not going to get thatlong calligraphy thing.

It's way too expensive.

Here's what I'm really goingto get as my second tattoo:

quotation marks aroundthe butterfly tramp stamp.

So now it's ironic.

I did it onpurpose as a joke.

"'Butterfly tramp stamp.'

What if I got that?"

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