Pablo Francisco - Get to the Chopper

Pablo Francisco: They Put It Out There Season 1, Ep 0101 11/05/2011 Views: 9,462

Pablo Francisco demonstrates how Arnold Schwarzenegger would narrate a National Geographic movie. (2:17)

[imitates explosion]

[deep voice] ON THE NEXT

MIAMI: CSI, DAVID CARUSO SAYS

THE MOST STUPID BULL CRAP.

"I KNOW HE KILLED YOUR FAMILY,

BUT HE WON'T DO IT AGAIN."

HERE'S--ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

NARRATING A NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC

MOVIE, ALL RIGHT?

"THEN THE BUMBLEBEE,

HE'S FLYING AROUND IN

A CIRCLE.

HE'S TRYING TO GET SOMETHING

TO EAT.

HE'S VERY HUNGRY.

HE NEEDS NOURISHMENT TO GET

YUMMY IN THE TUMMY.

HE'S CRAZY.

HE'S A LITTLE CUTE FELLOW.

HE WANTS TO GET NECTAR TO GET

YUMMY IN HIS LITTLE TINY TUMMY.

OH, NO.

HERE COMES THE SPIDER.

NOW, HE'S AN ASSHOLE.

OH, NO!

YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!

GET TO THE CHOPPER!

DO IT!

GO!

DO IT!

[yells]

GO! DO IT!"

YOU CAN NEVER WIN AN ARGUMENT

WITH A HOMOSEXUAL.

YOU CAN NEVER WIN AN ARGUMENT

WITH A HOMOSEXUAL.

"[bleep] YOU RIGHT NOW."

"YOU SUCK! LET'S DO IT!"

HERE'S ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

IN BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2.

"[moaning]

KEEP GOING.

KEEP DOING IT.

[moaning]

BACK AND FORTH.

KEEP GOING!

DO IT!

AYE! GET TO THE--AYE--

GET DOWN THERE!

GET TO THE CHOPPER!

DO IT!

IT'S NOT A TUMOR!

DO IT!

[moaning]

[bleep] ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE."