Rapid Refresh - Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split

  • Season 1, Ep 0116
  • 11/14/2013
  • Views: 1,796

Tom Lennon, Paul Scheer and Doug Benson guess where Jean-Claude Van Damme has performed his trademark split. (2:19)

>> RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNETHLDZ IT'S "RAPID REFRESH."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )FIRST TO BUZZ IN WITH THE

CORRECT ANSWER GETS 100 POINTS.

ALL RIGHT, JOHN CLAUDE VANDAMME, STARP OF "BLOOD SPORT"

AND "DOUBLE IMPACT" COSTARRINGJOHN CLAUDE VAN DAMME AS WELL,

RECENTLY FILMED A COMMERCIAL FORVOLVO WHERE HE PERFORMED HIS

TRADEMARK SPLIT ATOP TWO MOVINGTRUCKS.

WHA-WHAT!

COMEDIANS, WHERE ELSE HAS VANDAMME PERFORMED THIS FAMOUS

SPLIT?

ON THE SHOULDERS OF STEPHENSEGAL AND LOU FURIG NO ON THE

TRAIN TRACK AS TRAIN APPROACHES.

ON THE DESK IN AN ELEMENTARYSCHOOL IN FRONT OF YOUNG

CHILDREN.

DOUG BENSON?

>> AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO SEE AOR C, IT'S PROBABLY JUST B.

>> B IS THE CORRECT ANSWER!

>> I CAN SAY I THINK THE ONEDEFINING THING BETWEEN ALL THESE

SPLITS IS THAT HE WAS DOING A( BLEEP ) LOAD OF COCAINE.

>> YES, IN THAT SPLIT RIGHTTHERE?

>> EVERY TIME.

>> OH, EVERY TIME.

>> YOU HAVE TO.

HE HAS TO NUMB THE WHOLE AREA.

>> OR YOU SEND A TOM COP BACK TORESCUE YOUR BALLS.

>> AS THE PRODUCER THANKS FORSAYING LEGALLY ACTIONABLE

SLANDER ON THE SHOW.

>> NO, NO, NO, WAIT A MINUTE,WAIT A MINUTE!

IT'S ALL GOING TO BE FINEBECAUSE WHEN THE LAWSUIT COMES

IN TOM IS GOING TO TIME COP THATIN AND TAKE THEM OUT.

THIS HAS ALREADY INSPIRED APERSONAL MEME WITHIN OUR OWN

STAFF.

TOM WAS INSPIRED BY VAN DAMME'SCOMMERCIAL TODAY, WEREN'T YOU?

>> I WAS.

>> LET'S GO TO THE INSTAGRAM.

( LAUGHTER )( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> TOM, TOM, MY QUESTION IS, HOWMUCH-- HOW MUCH VAN DAMME DID

YOU DO TO YOUR BALLS?

>> DID YOU TITLE THAT INSTAGRAMDANGLE, DANGLE?

>> POINTS FOR DOUG BENSON!

I KNOW IT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR TOYOU, BUT THAT'S HOW THE SHOW

WORKS.

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