Rapid Refresh - Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split

  • Season 1 , Ep 0116
  • 11/14/2013
  • Views: 1,867

Tom Lennon, Paul Scheer and Doug Benson guess where Jean-Claude Van Damme has performed his trademark split. (2:15)

>> HAVE YOU MET MINE?

I CAN'T WAIT.

>> RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNET

HLDZ IT'S "RAPID REFRESH."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

FIRST TO BUZZ IN WITH THE

CORRECT ANSWER GETS 100 POINTS.

ALL RIGHT, JOHN CLAUDE VAN

DAMME, STARP OF "BLOOD SPORT"

AND "DOUBLE IMPACT" COSTARRING

JOHN CLAUDE VAN DAMME AS WELL,

RECENTLY FILMED A COMMERCIAL FOR

VOLVO WHERE HE PERFORMED HIS

TRADEMARK SPLIT ATOP TWO MOVING

TRUCKS.

WHA-WHAT!

COMEDIANS, WHERE ELSE HAS VAN

DAMME PERFORMED THIS FAMOUS

SPLIT?

ON THE SHOULDERS OF STEPHEN

SEGAL AND LOU FURIG NO ON THE

TRAIN TRACK AS TRAIN APPROACHES.

ON THE DESK IN AN ELEMENTARY

SCHOOL IN FRONT OF YOUNG

CHILDREN.

DOUG BENSON?

>> AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO SEE A

OR C, IT'S PROBABLY JUST B.

>> B IS THE CORRECT ANSWER!

>> I CAN SAY I THINK THE ONE

DEFINING THING BETWEEN ALL THESE

SPLITS IS THAT HE WAS DOING A

( BLEEP ) LOAD OF COCAINE.

>> YES, IN THAT SPLIT RIGHT

THERE?

>> EVERY TIME.

>> OH, EVERY TIME.

>> YOU HAVE TO.

HE HAS TO NUMB THE WHOLE AREA.

>> OR YOU SEND A TOM COP BACK TO

ESCUE YOUR BALLS.R

>> AS THE PRODUCER THANKS FOR

SAYING LEGALLY ACTIONABLE

SLANDER ON THE SHOW.

>> NO, NO, NO, WAIT A MINUTE,

WAIT A MINUTE!

IT'S ALL GOING TO BE FINE

BECAUSE WHEN THE LAWSUIT COMES

IN TOM IS GOING TO TIME COP THAT

IN AND TAKE THEM OUT.

THIS HAS ALREADY INSPIRED A

PERSONAL MEME WITHIN OUR OWN

STAFF.

TOM WAS INSPIRED BY VAN DAMME'S

COMMERCIAL TODAY, WEREN'T YOU?

>> I WAS.

>> LET'S GO TO THE INSTAGRAM.

( LAUGHTER )

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> TOM, TOM, MY QUESTION IS, HOW

MUCH-- HOW MUCH VAN DAMME DID

YOU DO TO YOUR BALLS?

>> DID YOU TITLE THAT INSTAGRAM

DANGLE, DANGLE?

>> POINTS FOR DOUG BENSON!

I KNOW IT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR TO

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