T.J. Miller - Laughter

  • Season 1, Ep 3
  • 10/23/2012
  • Views: 9,516

An audience member's laugh reminds T.J. Miller of an angel being tickled against her will. (2:25)

I LOVE IT.

IT'S LIKE AN ANGEL BEING TICKLEDAGAINST THEIR WILL.

[chuckles]

AND I'M NOT MAKING FUNOF YOUR LAUGH.

I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

DO YOU EVER HAVE SOMEBODYMAKE FUN OF YOUR LAUGH?

A "FRIEND"?

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'SBASICALLY THEM SAYING?

"HEY, YOU KNOWTHAT SOUND THAT YOU MAKE

"WHEN YOU'RE HAPPYAND JOYFUL,

"AND THE SADNESS THAT PERMEATESOUR EVERYDAY LIFE

"IS MOMENTARILY ABATEDFOR AN ESCAPIST OASIS?

"YEAH, YOU SOUND STUPID.

"YOU SHOULD FEEL SELF-CONSCIOUSWHEN YOU'RE HAPPY.

YOU SHOULD BE LIKE,'HA HA, THIS IS GREAT,

BUT ALSO,DO I SOUND LIKE A SEAL?'"

[imitates seal call]

MY EX-WIFE OF 27 YEARS,KAREN, SHE--

[laughter]

THIS IS WHY COMEDIANS DON'T LIKEOPENING UP TO THE AUDIENCE.

SHE ALWAYS SAIDTHAT SHE HATED IT

WHEN I LAUGHED REALLY HARD

'CAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKEI WANTED TO KILL HER.

YEAH.

SO YOU KNOW HOW SNOOP DOGG SAYS"DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT"?

WELL, I DROPPED HERLIKE SHE WAS SCALDING.

[cackles maniacally]

DO YOU EVER LAUGH,

AND THEN AT THE ENDOF A GOOD LAUGH,

LITTLE WORDS COME OUTTHAT YOU DIDN'T EXPECT TO SAY?

IT'S LIKE,"HA HA HA--OH, MY GOLLY..."

I LIKE TO THINKTHAT THOSE WERE LITTLE WORDS

THAT YOU WANTED TO SAYEARLIER ON IN THE DAY,

BUT YOU WEREN'T ABLE TO,

AND THEN WHEN YOU HAVEA GOOD, HEARTY LAUGH,

THEY ESCAPE.

YOU KNOW,YOU'RE IN A FIGHT

WITH YOUR ROOMMATEOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

"WHY DON'T YOUJUST DO THE DISHES

"WHEN YOU'RE DONEWITH THEM, OKAY?

"YOU'RE ALREADY AT THE SINK.IT TAKES 30 SECONDS.

"JUST DO THE DISHES!DON'T WAIT TILL THE NEXT DAY!

JUST DO THE DISHES!"

"YEAH, BUT--""OH, DO YOU HAVE A REASON

"WHY IT'S BETTERTO NOT DO THE DISHES?

"DO YOU?'CAUSE I'D LOVE TO HEAR IT.

"I'D REALLY LOVETO HEAR IT.

I'D REALLY LOVETO HEAR IT."

"NO, LET'S JUST GOTO THE COMEDY SHOW."

AND THAT GUY GOES TOTHE COMEDY SHOW AND HE'S LIKE,

[mock laughing]

"OH, MY GOD,THEY'RE [bleep] DISHES!

"JESUS, I DO THEMIN THE MORNING!

"WHAT, ARE YOU WAKING UPIN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

"LIKE, 'I HOPETHE SINK IS CLEAN

FOR MY NIGHT WALKS'?"

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