Marvel just announcedthat Iron Man will now be
a 15-year-old black girlnamed Riri Williams.
-FUNCHES: Hell, yeah. -Andthe-the Internet... Yes. I know.
Very awesome.The Internet, of course,
responded in it usual calmand open-minded manner.
"Iron man is woman? Really?!
(Bleep) you, Marvel,you getting sucks!"
-(applause)It's true. -Well...
-Yup.-BRAUNGER: Hey, I got...
-The math checks out on that.-BRAUNGER: I got
to tell you--I love getting sucks.
Thanks. Thanks, everybody.
seeing these guys angrycan be a lot of fun.
So, what's a plot linefrom the new Iron Man
that'll piss them off?
Iron Man fires all the Avengersand replaces them
with the castof RuPaul's Drag Race.
-(cheers and applause)-HARDWICK: That'd be amazing.
-That'd be amazing.-BRAUNGER: It was good.
FUNCHES:It's pretty good.
She get's intoa polyamorous relationship
with the female Ghostbusters.
HARDWICK:All right, yeah. Points.
-(applause and cheering)-Matt Braunger.
The villain's name is literally
Comic Book-CollectingMediocre White Guy
Who Lives With His Mom.
-HARDWICK: All right, perfect.Perfect. -ARGUELLO: Ooh. Wow.