Iron Maiden - Marvel's New Iron Man

Wednesday, July 6, 2016 07/06/2016 Views: 285

Internet sexists are getting riled up over a new black female Iron Man, so Marcella Arguello, Matt Braunger and Ron Funches offer a few choice spoilers. (1:07)

Marvel just announcedthat Iron Man will now be

a 15-year-old black girlnamed Riri Williams.

-FUNCHES: Hell, yeah. -Andthe-the Internet... Yes. I know.

Very awesome.The Internet, of course,

responded in it usual calmand open-minded manner.

"Iron man is woman? Really?!

(Bleep) you, Marvel,you getting sucks!"

(laughter)

-(applause)It's true. -Well...

-Yup.-BRAUNGER: Hey, I got...

-The math checks out on that.-BRAUNGER: I got

to tell you--I love getting sucks.

Thanks. Thanks, everybody.

HARDWICK:Comedians, uh,

seeing these guys angrycan be a lot of fun.

So, what's a plot linefrom the new Iron Man

that'll piss them off?

-Ron.-Okay.

Iron Man fires all the Avengersand replaces them

with the castof RuPaul's Drag Race.

-(cheers and applause)-HARDWICK: That'd be amazing.

-That'd be amazing.-BRAUNGER: It was good.

FUNCHES:It's pretty good.

Marcella.

She get's intoa polyamorous relationship

with the female Ghostbusters.

HARDWICK:All right, yeah. Points.

-(applause and cheering)-Matt Braunger.

The villain's name is literally

Comic Book-CollectingMediocre White Guy

Who Lives With His Mom.

-HARDWICK: All right, perfect.Perfect. -ARGUELLO: Ooh. Wow.