SOMETIMES.

AND WE WANT OUR PETS TO BE SMART

TOO, HUH?

ANYONE HERE HAVE A LITTLE PET?

DO YOU HAVE A DOGGY, DEAR,

ANYBODY?

CHECKERBOARD SQUARE, WHAT DO

YOU HAVE?

[LAUGHTER]

WHAT IS IT, MA'AM?

>> MINIATURE SCHNAUZER.

Harland Williams: YOU HAVE A

SCHNAUZER, DO YOU?

AND WHAT'S ITS NAME, LOVE?

>> OSCAR.

Harland Williams: OSCAR,

THE LITTLE SCHNAUZER.

DOES HE DO LITTLE TRICKS?

>> YEAH.

HE SAYS I LOVE YOU.

Harland Williams: HE SAYS,

"I LOVE YOU," DOES HE?

[LAUGHTER]

GREAT DOG TRICK.

IT CAN "TALK", CAN IT, MA'AM?

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

"HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK AT OSCAR'S

NEW TRICK.

HE JUST INSTALLED MY TIVO."

[LAUGHTER]

WELCOME TO BIPOLAR NIGHT.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT

A BIG WHITE BEAR THAT SWINGS

BOTH WAYS, YOUNG FELLA.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]