SOMETIMES.
AND WE WANT OUR PETS TO BE SMART
TOO, HUH?
ANYONE HERE HAVE A LITTLE PET?
DO YOU HAVE A DOGGY, DEAR,
ANYBODY?
CHECKERBOARD SQUARE, WHAT DO
YOU HAVE?
[LAUGHTER]
WHAT IS IT, MA'AM?
>> MINIATURE SCHNAUZER.
Harland Williams: YOU HAVE A
SCHNAUZER, DO YOU?
AND WHAT'S ITS NAME, LOVE?
>> OSCAR.
Harland Williams: OSCAR,
THE LITTLE SCHNAUZER.
DOES HE DO LITTLE TRICKS?
>> YEAH.
HE SAYS I LOVE YOU.
Harland Williams: HE SAYS,
"I LOVE YOU," DOES HE?
[LAUGHTER]
GREAT DOG TRICK.
IT CAN "TALK", CAN IT, MA'AM?
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
"HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK AT OSCAR'S
NEW TRICK.
HE JUST INSTALLED MY TIVO."
[LAUGHTER]
WELCOME TO BIPOLAR NIGHT.
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
A BIG WHITE BEAR THAT SWINGS
BOTH WAYS, YOUNG FELLA.
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]