Finesse Mitchell - Drunk Driving

  • Season 11 , Ep 11
  • 02/22/2007
  • Views: 10,090

THEY SAY THEY DON'T HAVE NO GOOD TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM.

UH-UH, 'CAUSE THEN YOU GOT TO MAKE THAT DECISION WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK.

YOU COME OUT THE CLUB IN L.A. LIKE, [YAWNS].

YOU BE WALKING TO YOUR CAR.[YAWNS], OKAY.

YOU DO THAT SPEECH. WE CAN DO THIS. WE CAN DO THIS.

GET ME HOME SAFE. GET ME HOME SAFE.

MY KEY IS NOT WORKING.

AND YOU'RE DRUNK, SO YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID.

BAM! YOU BREAK THE GLASS, AND THEN YOU-- WAIT A MINUTE,

THIS AIN'T EVEN MY CAR. OH-OH, OH-OH. OH, HERE WE GO.

HERE WE GO. GET ME HOME SAFE. GET ME HOME SAFE.

YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNKYOU GOT PULLED BY A COP,

AND BEFORE HE COULD GET OUT HIS CAR, YOU GET OUT OF YOUR CAR

AND GO AND SITIN THE BACK OF HIS CAR?

OH MY GOD. HOW DID YOU KNOW? I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME TO GET ME.

SIR, I WAS ABOUT TO KILLA WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE.

- I PROMISE YOU. I-- WOO! - [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

HUH? OH, I'M GOING TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO TELL YOU.

I DON'T LIKE THATRACIAL PROFILING STUFF.

BUT YOU WAS RIGHT THIS TIME. YOU MUST BE A CAPTAIN.

ARE YOU A CAPTAIN? WOO! HOW DID YOU KNOW? HUH? THAT'S SMELL?

OH, I PEED ON MYSELF A LONG TIME AGO.

- CAN YOU TAKE ME HOME? - [LAUGHTER]

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