DL Hughley - Exclusive New York

McCaffrey, Patterson, Fairbanks, Gopman Season 7, Ep 703 12/12/2003 Views: 5,119

It feels like there's a velvet rope everywhere in New York. (1:01)

RESTAURANTS HERE BUT EVERYTHING

REAL EXCLUSIVE HERE.

YOU GOT TO KNOW SOMEBODY TO GET

IN.

LIKE ALWAYS THE DAMN VELVET ROPE

FOR EVERY DAMN THING.

I WENT TO THE BATHROOM, YOU GOT,

YOU ON A LIST?

[LAUGHTER]

NAH, BUT I'M GONNA BE ON YOUR

SHOES IF YOU DON'T MOVE OUT OF

MY DAMN WAY I BET YOU THAT.

AND YOU GUYS HAVE SOME BEAUTIFUL

WOMEN, DON'T THEY, DON'T THEY?

I MEAN THESE WOMEN...

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

AH!

THIS IS THE...

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU ALL

BUT WHEN YOU A MAN THIS IS

THE BEST TIME OF YEAR WITH

SUNDRESSES, AND SHORTS AND

SANDALS.

OF COURSE NOT EVERY WOMAN

CAN WEAR SANDALS.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S...

SOME OF Y'ALL NEED TO WEAR BOOTS

ALL THE DAMN TIME.

THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU EVER SEE A WOMAN WITH FEET

WITH SANDALS, LOOK LIKE SHE CAN

PICK (BLEEP) UP WITH IT?

[LAUGHTER]

AND SOME WOMAN BE SLICK,

LIKE THEY LOVE THE SANDAL

BUT IT'S TOO SMALL BUT THEY

AIN'T GONNA LET THAT STOP 'EM.

[LAUGHTER]

THEY WEAR A TEN BUT GET

AN EIGHT.

AND TRY TO WALK SO YOU DON'T

EVER SEE THAT.

AHHHH!