Unfriend Me - Human Centipede Quiz

  • Season 1 , Ep 01008
  • 01/16/2014
  • Views: 1,196

Paul F. Tompkins, Jen Kirkman and Mike Lawrence create Facebook statuses that would prompt Chris to defriend them. (1:07)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

FACEBOOK POSTS PROVE THAT

OPINIONS MAKE EVERYONE AN

ASSHOLE.

AND EVERY NOW AND THEN YOU HAVE

TO DO THE UNTHINKABLE AND YOU

HAVE TO UNFRIEND SOMEONE.

IT'S AWKWARD.

ARE THEY GOING TO EMAIL YOU AND

SAY WHAT HAPPENED, BRO OR

WHATEVER.

BUT THEN YOU JUST PRETEND YOU

NEVER GOT IT.

COMEDIANS, YOU HAVE 60 SECONDS

TO GIVE ME AS MANY FACEBOOK

STATUS UPDATES THAT WILL MAKE ME

UNFRIEND YOU.

AND DON'T WORRY, I'M NOT REALLY

GOING TO UNFRIEND YOU.

THIS IS JUST FOR THE GAME.

I'M GOING TO PUT 60 SECONDS ON

THE CLOCK, AND GO.

YES, MIKE LAWRENCE.

>> I'M LEARNING TO LOVE ME FIRST

AND BITCHES SECOND.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

THAT'S PRETTY HOOD RATTY OF

YOU.

PAUL F. TOMPKINS.

>> SO PROUD OF MY GODDAUGHTER'S

WHITE SKIN.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

JEN KIRKMAN.

>> HEY IMPROVISERS, MY FRIEND

NEEDS TWO UNPAID IMPROVISERS TO

PERFORM AT ANOTHER FRIEND'S 50TH

BIRTHDAY PARTY.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: THAT'S A VERY INSIDE

COMEDY ONE.

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU POINTS FOR

THAT.

PAUL F. TOMPKINS.

>> I TOOK A QUIZ TO SEE WHICH

HUMAN CENTIPEDE SEGMENT I AM.

(LAUGHTER)

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