Unfriend Me - Human Centipede Quiz

  • Season 1 , Ep 01008
  • 01/16/2014
  • Views: 1,177

Paul F. Tompkins, Jen Kirkman and Mike Lawrence create Facebook statuses that would prompt Chris to defriend them. (1:12)

"UNFRIEND ME."

FACEBOOK POSTS PROVE THATOPINIONS MAKE EVERYONE AN

ASSHOLE.

AND EVERY NOW AND THEN YOU HAVETO DO THE UNTHINKABLE AND

UNFRIEND SOMEONE.

IT'S AWKWARD.

ARE THEY GOING TO E-MAIL YOU ANDSAY WHAT HAPPENED, BRO OR

WHATEVER.

THEN YOU HAVE TO PRETEND YOUNEVER GOT IT.

COMEDIANS, YOU HAVE 60 SECONDSTO GIVE ME AS MANY FACEBOOK

STATUS UPDATES THAT WILL MAKE MEUNFRIEND YOU.

I'M NOT GOING TO REALLY.

JUST FOR THE GAME.

I'M PUTTING 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK, STARTING NOW.

>> I'M LEARNING TO LOVE ME FIRSTAND BITCHES SECOND.

>> THAT'S HOOD RATTY OF YOU.

PAUL TOMPKINS.

>> SO PROUD OF MY GOD DAUGHTER'SWHITE SKIN.

>> JEN KIRKMAN.

>> HEY IMPROVISERS MY FRIENDNEEDS TWO IMPROVISER TO PERFORM

AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

>> THAT'S A VERY INSIDE ONE.

POINTS FOR THAT.

>> I TOOK A PICK TO SEE WHICHHUMAN CENTIPEDE SEGMENT I AM.

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