Uncensored - Bo Burnham - Words, Words, Words Song

Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words Season 1, Ep 1 10/16/2010 Views: 110,963

In his latest single, Bo Burnham admits that he is a hungry, hungry hypocrite. (4:19)

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(tempo increases)♪ I'M A FEMININE EMINEM

♪ A SLIM SHADY LADY BUT NICE'CAUSE I TEXTED HAITI ♪

♪ 90 LADY COPS IN THE ROAD

♪ AND I'M ARRESTEDFOR DOIN' 80 ♪

♪ LIKE HAMLET, I'M ABOUT WORDS,WORDS, WORDS ♪

♪ DIVIDE A WHOLE INTO THIRDS,THIRDS, THIRDS ♪

♪ I'M A GAY SEA OTTER

♪ I BLOW OTHER DUDESOUT OF THE WATER ♪

♪ I'M THE MAN-MUFFINDIVIN' MUFFIN, ♪

♪ COLD AND FLYLIKE AN ARCTIC PUFFIN' ♪

♪ PUFFIN' WACKY-TOBACCY

♪ HATIN' OTHER RAPPERSLIKE I'M HUGGIN' PATAKI ♪

♪ AND I'VE BEEN ROCKIN' THIS MICBEFORE ELECTRICITY ♪

♪ WAY BACK IN 1000 B.C.E.

♪ THAT'S BEFORETHE COMIN' ERA-- ♪

(imitates record scratching)

♪ OH, GOD, CAN'T BE STOPPED

♪ FLOW SO SICKTHAT IT SHOULD BE MOPPED UP ♪

♪ CHICK'S GOT A DIXIE CUP

♪ I GOT A (bleep) FULL OFHELIUM, I'LL (bleep) YOU UP ♪

♪ A BOY, A GIRL,A MIDDLE-AGED BITCH ♪

♪ BOTOX IN THE THIRD PERSON

♪ I GAVE THE PERSPECTIVEA SWITCH AND ♪

♪ BOTOX IN THE THIRD PERSON

♪ OH, JUST RELAX

♪ IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MEHERE'S TWO FACTS ♪

♪ I HATE CATCHY CHORUSES

♪ AND I'M A HYPOCRITE

(laughter)

♪ SAID I HATECATCHY CHORUSES ♪

♪ AND I'M A HYPOCRITE

YEAH!

♪ MET A GIRL NAMED MACY

♪ I HAD SEX WITH HERALL DAY ♪

♪ BUT SHE WAS DYSLEXIC

♪ SO I ENDED UPDOING THE YMCA ♪

♪ WE BALL IN ASIAN

♪ WE BOWL IN PROSTATE CANCERSEMICOLON ♪

♪ FIND THAT HOLELIKE I'M STEPHEN HAWKING ♪

♪ ATTICUS FINCH,KILLING, MOCKING ♪

♪ CRY LIKE A CHILD WOULD

♪ YOU RAPED MY CHILDHOOD

♪ JUST STROLLIN',ROLLIN' YOUR POLE IN ♪

♪ TO ROLY-POLLYOLLY'S COLON ♪

♪ TO RELAX THE MIND

♪ I TAKE A WALK BY THE CLOCK,AND I PASS THE TIME ♪

♪ AND RHYMIN'MATHEMATICAL TIMING ♪

♪ SYNTAX IMPACTSTHE INTACT TIMIN' ♪

♪ I'M AN INTERNET PROVIDER

♪ CAME FROM THE WEBLIKE A HORNY SPIDER ♪

♪ KISSED A GIRLIN AN APPLE ORCHARD ♪

♪ THEN SLIPPED IN CIDER ("inside her")

♪ I THOUGHT AIDSWAS A BUTT VIRUS ♪

♪ LIKE CONJUNCTION JUNCTIONCONJUNCTIVITIS ♪

♪ I SPIT GOLD BARS 'CAUSE I WASMOLESTED BY MY UNCLE MIDAS ♪

♪ GAY DADS BLOW POPS,ANOTHER SUCKER ♪

♪ OEDIPUSWAS THE FIRST MOTHER (bleep) ♪

♪ I HATE CATCHY CHORUSES

♪ AND I'M A HYPOCRITE

♪ HUNGRY,HUNGRY HYPOCRITE ♪

♪ I HATE CATCHY CHORUSES

♪ AND I'M A HYPOCRITE

♪ WE THE PEOPLE OF USA

♪ JOSE, WE'RE NOT TALKINGTO YOU, ESSE ♪

♪ WE GOT A BORDER IN ORDERTO KEEP YOU OUT ♪

♪ IT'S WHAT MY NYU ESSAYIS ABOUT ♪

♪ 'CAUSE WE'RE SOUTH OF HEAVEN,NORTH OF HELL ♪

♪ BUY, BUY, BUY, BUY,BUY, BUY, SELL ♪

♪ WE GUARD THE BORDERAND WE GUARD IT WELL ♪

♪ BUT SOME SLIP THROUGH THECRACKS OF THE LIBERTY BELL ♪

♪ DID I SAY LIBERTY?I MEANT TACO, PACO ♪

♪ HEY, YOU BETTERLET THAT ROCK GO ♪

♪ 'CAUSE IN REAL LIFE,GOLIATH WINS ♪

♪ SELLS ALL THE SILKTHAT THE WIDOW SPINS ♪

♪ YEAH, ONE MORE TIME

♪ I HATE CATCHY CHORUSES

♪ AND I'M A HYPOCRITE

♪ SAID A HUNGRY,HUNGRY HYPOCRITE ♪

♪ I HATE CATCHY CHORUSES

♪ AND I'M A HY-Y-POCRITE

YEAH.

♪ BITCHES AND HOES,BO'S HOES ♪

♪ YEAH,BITCHES AND HOES ♪

♪ YEAH, I SAID BITCHES,HOES ♪

♪ BITCHES AND HOESDON'T EXIST ♪

♪ BECAUSE THE HOES KNOWBO'S A FEMINIST ♪

♪ BITCHES AND HOESDON'T EXIST ♪

♪ BECAUSE THE HOES KNOWBO'S A FEMINIST ♪

♪ SO TAKE YOUR BRASAND BURN 'EM ♪

♪ YOU CAN LET ME BURN 'EM

♪ TAKE OFF YOUR BRASAND BURN 'EM ♪

♪ OH, YOU CAN LETBO BURNHAM BURN 'EM ♪

♪ TAKE YOUR BRASAND BURN 'EM ♪(cheers and applause)

♪ YOU CAN LET ME BURN 'EM

♪ TAKE OFF YOUR BRASAND BURN 'EM ♪

♪ BURN 'EM, YOU CAN LETBO BURNHAM BURN 'EM ♪