Jessi Klein - Hanukkah Tradition

Jessi Klein Season 15, Ep 13 03/04/2011 Views: 15,357

When your people are demonized for being obsessed with cash, you should not be seen gobbling money. (1:14)

that I celebrate Hanukah,

which is fine.

Um, the only traditionI feel that we need

to reconsider isat that holiday,

Jews give each other theselittle chocolate coins

covered in gold foil.

And I just feel like whenyour people is demonized

for being obsessedwith cash...

you should not beseen gobbling money.

[audience laughing]

You knowwhat I mean?



they always come in theselittle yellow fishnets,

you know, like"We just caught them fresh

"from our oceanof wealth."

[audience laughing]

You should not be seeneating your stereotype.

You know what I mean?

Like, you don'tsee Asian people

eating chocolatemath problems.

Do you knowwhat I mean?


You don't seeMexican people

eating like chocolateun-insured cars.

You know?

Um... you don't see lesbianseating chocolate WNBA games.

Um, althoughI wish you did,

'cause how awesomewould that be?

What would iteven look like?

I don't evenknow, um...