that I celebrate Hanukah,
which is fine.
Um, the only traditionI feel that we need
to reconsider isat that holiday,
Jews give each other theselittle chocolate coins
covered in gold foil.
And I just feel like whenyour people is demonized
for being obsessedwith cash...
you should not beseen gobbling money.
You knowwhat I mean?
they always come in theselittle yellow fishnets,
you know, like"We just caught them fresh
"from our oceanof wealth."
You should not be seeneating your stereotype.
You know what I mean?
Like, you don'tsee Asian people
eating chocolatemath problems.
Do you knowwhat I mean?
You don't seeMexican people
eating like chocolateun-insured cars.
Um... you don't see lesbianseating chocolate WNBA games.
Um, althoughI wish you did,
'cause how awesomewould that be?
What would iteven look like?
I don't evenknow, um...
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