Ozay on the Street

Season 2 , Ep 15 12/04/08 Views: 15,748

Officer Jay takes Sarah into an interrogation room where she confronts a user of her slang. (2:44)

(Jay) SARAH, THIS IS TOOKIE.

TOOKIE, SARAH.

LISTEN, I THINK YOU GUYSSHOULD HAVE

A LITTLE CHAT TOGETHER.

I'M THINKING THAT PERHAPS YOU COULD LEARN A FEW THINGS

FROM EACH OTHER.

SANCHEZ, LET'S GO.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

I GOT SHOT.

WITH A GUN?

YEAH, I TOLD SOMEPUNK-ASS BITCH HE WAS OZAY.

[gasps]

OH, MY.

OH, MY GOD.

IT'S CATCHING ON.

WHERE DID YOU FIRSTHEAR "OZAY"?

LIKE, WHAT'S YOUREXPERIENCE WITH "OZAY"?

DID YOU COME BY MY BOOTH?

WHAT CAUSED YOU TO SAY THE WORD?

WHAT CAUSED ME?

BITCH CALLED ME "DOT-NOSE".

YOU DON'T CALL PEOPLE "DOT--

NO ONE CALLS ME "DOT-NOSE"!

REALLY?

UGH, I HATE "DOT-NOSE"!

MY STUPID, EX-FRIEND

BRIAN INVENTED THAT WORD.

IT'S THE MOST OFFENSIVE WORDI EVER HEARD.

UGH.

WAIT.

I MEAN, REALLY?

IT'S THE MOSTOFFENSIVE WORD YOU

HAVE EVER HEARD?

YEAH.

AND YOU CAN'T THINKOF ANYTHING ELSE

THAT MIGHT BE MAYBETO YOU MORE HURTFUL?

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING.

LET'S TAKE FIVE SECONDS

AND JUST OPEN OUR MINDS

AND REALLY THINK ABOUT WHATIS THE MOST OFFENSIVE WORD

TO, SAY, A YOU.

I'M REPEATING ITIN MY HEAD LIKE CRAZY.

I GOT NOTHIN'.

"DOT-NOSE".

AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVENWORSE ABOUT "DOT-NOSE"?

THEY ARE HONORING BRIAN TONIGHTFOR INVENTING "DOT-NOSE".

YEAH, I KNOW.

MY HOMIE TRICKY-D GONNA PUT THEKANGAMANGUS ON THAT BITCH.

"KANGAMANGUS"?

YEAH, KANGA--WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF?

I WISH I WAS DEAF.

ALL RIGHT, KEEP GETTIN' OZAY

OUT THERE, FRIEND.

MAYBE WE'LL HAVE OUR DAYIN THE SUN AFTER ALL, RIGHT?

GOOD ONE.

[chuckling]I KNOW.

(Ashley) WHICH IS A JOKE THAT I TELL

IN THE U.K. AND IT GOES DOWN AMAZINGLY.

ANYWAY, NOW WITHOUTFURTHER DELAY,

AND TO ACCEPT HIS AWARD,AND TO OFFICIALLY

INDUCT THE WORD "DOT-NOSE"

INTO THE OXFORD ENGLISHDICTIONARY, IT'S MY HONOR

TO WELCOME MR. BRIAN SPUKOWSKI.

[applause]

THANK YOU.

[Brian laughing hysterically]

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