The Healing Power of Love

  • Season 4 , Ep 2
  • 01/29/2014
  • Views: 22,195

When Blake and Ders decide to hire a male prostitute to get Alice out of a funk, Adam tries to convince them he can do the job himself. (1:39)

I ALWAYS HAD ALICE PEGGEDAS A SIZE QUEEN.

- THAT'S PROBABLY WHYSHE'S ALWAYS

THROWIN' FACESAT ME LIKE...

- MM-MM, WHAT?

- THE SIZE QUEENS,THEY CAN SMELL

MY HOGA MILE AWAY, BABY.

- YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLETO BE ABLE TO SMELL YOUR PENIS.

- YEAH, ESPECIALLYIF THEY'RE MILES AWAY.

- NO, IT DOESN'T STINK.THAT'S JUST LIKE--

IT'S A EUPHEMISM.

- REGARDLESS OF WHATYOU THINK,

SHE'S NOT GONNA LET USHAVE THIS FISH FRY

'CAUSE SHE'S ALL TWISTED UPDOWN THERE, YOU KNOW?

- WELL, YOU KNOW WHY ALICEIS SO PEEVED, RIGHT?

'CAUSE THE WATER BOY TOOK AWAYHER DEEP [bleep].

SO ALL I'VE GOTTA DO ISGIVE HER MY [bleep] DEEP,

AND SHE'LL STOP BEINGSUCH A K-WORD.

- I THINKYOU MEAN C-WORD.

- ALICE HAS CANCER?- [bleep].

- ALICE HAS [bleep] CANCER?

YOU KNOW WHAT?I'LL STILL DO IT.

I DON'T CARE IF I CATCH IT.- OKAY.

- HEALING POWEROF LOVE, BABY.

- HE IS RIGHT, THOUGH.THAT COULD WORK.

YEAH, WHAT IF WE HIREA GIGOLO

TO WOMP HER ASSGANGNAM STYLE, RIGHT?

THEN, WE'LL BE FRYIN' FISHIN NO TIME.

- OH, DUDE, NICE.WE KNOW CHICKS.

[laughter]- YEAH, WELL, WE DO KNOW CHICKS.

BUT I DON'T THINK WE NEEDTO HIRE ANYONE...

- NO, WE DO.- BECAUSE I AM PACKIN' MEAT.

SERIOUS MEAT DOWN HERE.IT'S LIKE A WHOLE DELI PLATTER.

IT'S LIKE RARECOOL MEAT.

IT'S LIKE THAT ONEREALLY LONG MEAT

WITH LIKE OLIVESIN IT.

HEY, WHAT IS THAT CALLED?- DUDE.

YOU DON'T WANNA DOTHAT, MAN.

YOU CAN'T DIPYOUR PEN

IN COMPANY STINK,MY BROTHER.

- PIMENTO LOAF.

- CAN WE JUST ALLKEEP IT REAL

AT THE EXACTSAME MOMENT HERE?

YOU DON'T HAVEA LOAF,

AND THAT'S EXACTLYWHAT SHE NEEDS.

- ALL RIGHT,YOU WANNA SEE IT?

YOU KEEP TALKIN' ABOUT IT.YOU WANNA SEE IT?

- I DON'T WANNASEE IT.

BUT SURE, WHAT'S UP?

- YOU'RE WARMIN' IT UPTOO MUCH.

I DON'T WANNA SEEIT HARD.

I WANNA SEE IT SOFT.

- COME ON.OH.

- MM.

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