#HashtagWars - #BadOlympicEvents

  • Season 1 , Ep 01025
  • 02/19/2014
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The Olympics are in full swing, and the comedians offer up ideas for events that wouldn't celebrate the true Olympic spirit. (2:02)

#HASHTAGWARS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THERE'S LESS THAN A WEEK LEFT OF

THE OLYMPICS, SO BEFORE WE

RETURN SOCHI BACK TO THE RUSSIAN

MAFIA, TONIGHT'S HASHTAG

IS #BADOLYMPICEVENTS.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE:

RHYTHM METHOD GYMNASTICS.

OR SPEED FREAK SKATING.

OR BI-CURIOUS-ATHALON.

I'M GOING TO PUT 60 SECONDS ON

THE CLOCK, STARTING NOW, GO.

MATT BESSER.

>> LUGEY OR ICE HAWKERS.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.

MATT WALSH.

>> WONG JUMP, YOU JUMP OVER

ACTOR B.D. WONG.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT

B.D. WONG.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINGING

HIM BACK TO MY CONSCIOUSNESS.

POINTS!

YES, MATT BESSER.

>> DIRTY JEW-DO.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: I GOT TO GIVE YOU

POINTS.

>> I CAN SAY THAT, I AM A

JEW-DO.

>> Chris: YES, I'LL GIVE YOU

POINTS FOR THAT.

YES, MATT WALSH.

>> MEN'S CRACK PIPE.

>> Chris: POINTS!

BESSER.

>> HALF PIPE, FULL BONG.

>> Chris: YES, POINTS.

ROBERTS.

>> JERK AND CLEAN.

>> Chris: YES, POINTS.

BESSER.

>> ROBERT SLED.

(LAUGHTER)

BOBSLED, ROBERT SLED, NO?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, YOU BROUGHT

THEM BACK AROUND BY THE

EXPLANATION OF THE JOKE.

POINTS.

YEAH, WALSH.

>> WATER POLIO.

>> Chris: YES, POINTS!

POINTS!

BESSER.

>> MUFF DIVING.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: THAT IS NOT A BAD

OLYMPIC EVENT AT ALL.

IAN.

>> BOOB SLEDDING.

>> Chris: NO POINTS, I'M SORRY.

MATT BESSER.

>> WOMEN'S BASKETBALL.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: OOOH.

>> BOOO!

BOO ME!

BOO ME!

TERRIBLE!

BOO ME!

>> Chris: I'LL GIVE IAN ROBERTS

100 POINTS FOR PUNCHING YOU.

IAN ROBERTS?

>> TOYOTA-THON.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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