Bob Marley - Pizza Delivery

  • Season 11 , Ep 7
  • 02/01/2007
  • Views: 22,368

It's so exciting when the pizza boy shows up. (1:46)

YOU EVER GET EXCITEDWHEN YOU ORDER A PIZZA?

YOU'RE JUST SITTING AROUND THE HOUSE AND YOU LOOK AT

THE OTHER PEOPLE INVOLVED IN THE DEAL.

WE ALL BECOME A LITTLE RETARDEDAT THAT POINT, DON'T WE?

WE'RE GONNA GET A PEETZTHA?

WHAAOO!

I LOVE YOU!

FIRST THING I DO AFTER WE ORDER THE PIZZA,

I TAKE OFF ALL MY CLOTHES.THAT WAY I DON'T

HAVE TO ANSWER THE DOOR WHEN THE PIZZA GUY SHOWS UP.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THEN I GO AND I SIT ON THE COUCH AND I WAIT FOR MY PIZZA.

DID YOU EVER NOTICE FROM THE TIME YOU HANG UP THE PHONE

UNTIL THE TIME THE PIZZA GUY SHOWS UP THE ONLY CONVERSATION

YOU HAVE IS WHERE IN THE HELL IS OUR PIZZA?

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

THAT'S PRETTY BAD, ISN'T IT, FATTIES OF AMERICA?

THERE'S PEOPLE STARVING TO DEATH ALL AROUND THE WORLD.

PEOPLE WAITING FOR A BAG OF FLOUR TO FALL OUTOF A HELICOPTER.

I'M SITTING ON THE COUCHSCRATCHING MY NUTS GOING

THIS IS RIDICULOUS.YOU KNOW HOW MANY BEERSI'VE HAD TO DRINK WHILE

I WAIT FOR THIS KID TO SHOW UP?

IT'S GREAT WHEN HE FINALLY SHOWS UP, ISN'T IT? SO EXCITING.

IT'S ALMOST LIKE A DRUG RAID. DING-DONG, HE'S HERE!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

GET THE MONEY! GET THE MONEY!

HIDE THE DOG! HIDE THE DOG!

WHO IS IT? THE PIZZA GUY! FLUSH IT! FLUSH IT!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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