Roseanne Barr - Thanks, Tom

Season 1 , Ep 101 08/12/12 Views: 139,416

Roseanne thanks Tom Arnold for showing up to her roast and showcases one of her many talents. (1:55)

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, TOMARNOLD.

I'D REALLY LIKE TO THANK TOMFOR SHOWING UP TONIGHT.

IT WAS VERY BRAVE...

[cheers and applause]

AND HE WAS VERY FUNNY.

BUT JESUS CHRIST,HOW MANY FUCKIN' JOBS

DO I HAVE TO GETFOR THAT GUY?

[cheers and applause]

THIS NIGHT HAS BEEN ONEOF THE GREATEST NIGHTS

OF MY LIFE,

AND THAT'S NOT SAYING SHITFOR MY LIFE.

[cheers and applause]

NO, BUT IT WAS A BLAST,YOU GUYS.

THANK YOU TO THE AUDIENCE, TOO,LAUGHIN'.

[cheers and applause]

THERE'S NOTHIN' BETTERTHAN A GOOD LAUGH,

NOTHING ON EARTH.

AND HERE ISTHE TEACHABLE MOMENT TONIGHT.

IF I CAN BURY MY ROILING,BOILING, CEASELESS HATRED

FOR THE LIKESOF TOM ARNOLD,

MAYBE THERE'S A CHANCETHAT WE CAN HAVE WORLD PEACE,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

[cheers and applause]

BUT THE TRUTH IS,

I WOULD GLADLY GIVE UPEVEN THAT DREAM

IF I COULD JUST SING.

[cheers and applause]

♪ O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE

♪ AND THE HOME

♪ OF THE

♪ BRAVE!

[cheers and applause]

[whistle tweeting]

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