Uncensored - Steve Rannazzisi - Naked Uday

Steve Rannazzisi: Manchild Season 1, Ep 101 11/16/2013 Views: 8,365

Dealing with their naked son proves to be a challenge for Steve Rannazzisi and his wife. (1:57)

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SO THEN MY WIFE TAKES MYSON OUT TO THE LIVING ROOM.

SHE'S BREAST-FEEDING HIMON THE COUCH.

AND THEN UDAYCOMES OUT OF HIS ROOM.

WE CALL MY 4-YEAR-OLD UDAYWHEN HE'S IN CERTAIN MOODS,

AFTER UDAY HUSSEIN,'CAUSE THEY CAN BOTH BE DICKS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO HE SWINGS HIS DOOR OPEN,

AND HE JUST COMES WALKINGINTO THE LIVING ROOM.

AND LIKE I SAID, THIS KID'S GOTTWO ISSUES RIGHT NOW --

HE'S JEALOUS OF MY NEW SON,AND HE IS NAKED.

AND I'M TALKING ABOUTUNCOMFORTABLY NAKED,

24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK.

IT'S LIKE LIVING WITHLADY GAGA.

I REALLY DON'T KNOWHOW TO DEAL WITH IT.

AND I'VE HAD CONVERSATIONSWITH MY WIFE BEFORE.

I'M LIKE, "BABE, WHAT DO WE DOABOUT THIS WHOLE NAKED THING?

I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THIS.ARE YOU?"

I'M LIKE, "WE'RE RAISING ONEOF THOSE HBO 'REAL SEX' PEOPLE

"THAT LIVE IN THE WOODS.

THIS KID'S A NUDIST."

SHE'S LIKE, "IGNORE IT.

"HONEY, JUST IGNORE IT.

"IF YOU IGNORE IT,HE WON'T WANT TO DO IT ANYMORE.

IT WON'T BE INTERESTING TO HIM."

BUT I DON'T KNOWHOW YOU COULD POSSIBLY IGNORE

LITTLE BABY, NAKED BARYSHNIKOV,

WHO'S NOW DOINGA FULL-BLOWN DANCE PRODUCTION

IN THE LIVING ROOM.

I MEAN, THE WHOLE SHOW.

AS MY WIFE IS SITTING THERE

TRYING TO BREAST-FEEDMY OTHER SON,

I'M SITTING NEXT TO HER,

AND WE'RE TRYING TOSTARE THROUGH THIS 4-YEAR-OLD

LIKE HE'S PATRICK SWAYZEIN "GHOST."

[ LAUGHTER ]

BUT IT WAS WORKING.

IT WAS WORKING,BECAUSE HE WAS GETTING UPSET.

HE WASN'T GETTINGTHE ATTENTION HE WANTED.

SO NOW HE'S GETTINGCLOSER TO US.

HE'S LIKE, "WHY AREN'T YOU GUYSPAYING ATTENTION TO ME?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?"

AND NOW HE'S RIGHT UP ON US.

HE'S RIGHT THERE.

I MEAN, WE ARE FEET AWAYFROM EACH OTHER.

AND I'M LIKE,"BABE, WHAT DO WE DO?"

SHE GOES,"JUST LOOK THROUGH HIM!"

BUT YOU CAN'T,BECAUSE HE'S RIGHT THERE NOW.

HE'S ON OUR LAPS,AND HE'S JUST GRINDING AWAY.

AND HIS LITTLE MOZZARELLA STICK

IS HITTING OFFMY OTHER SON'S HEAD...

[ LAUGHTER ]

...ALL WHILE MY WIFEWAS TRYING TO BREAST-FEED.

AND, GUYS,I LAUGHED MY BALLS OFF.

[ LAUGHTER ]

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET TWOBLOWJOBS IN SIX MONTHS --

NOT IN MY HOUSE.