C-Czar - Mama's Gotta Fly

  • Season 2 , Ep 9
  • 03/11/2014
  • Views: 2,690

C-Czar tracks down his mother in a halfway house in an effort to find out who his father is, but things take a turn when she uses his visit as an opportunity to escape. (2:11)

YO, STRAIGHT UP,LET'S GET DRUNK, BABY.

- OKAY.

YO, THAT TINY PROFESSORWAS RIGHT.

HOW AM I GONNA BE A DADIF I DON'T EVEN KNOW MY OWN?

AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE PERSONWHO KNEW WHO HE WAS.

I FOUND MY MOMMYIN A HALFWAY HOUSE,

BUT HER ANSWER WAS NOTAS SIMPLE AS I HAD HOPED.

- YOU GOT A GIRL PREGNANT.YOU DIDN'T EVEN

BRING A GIRL OVERFOR YOUR MOTHER

TO MEET THE GIRL BEFOREYOU GET HER KNOCKED UP?

- I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SEE HER.IT'S PART OF THE SHOW.

IT'S PART OF--THAT'S WHAT'S DAD ACADEMY.

THAT'S WHY I'M HERE IS TO--

- OH, THAT'S GOOD.THAT'S GOOD.

LET THE DADS GETTHEIR OWN SHOW.

I HAD TO TAKE CARE OF YOUALL BY MYSELF,

AND IT WAS THE GREATEST MOMENTOF MY LIFE, MY BOY.

I'M LIVING IN A HALFWAY HOUSE.I'M DOING GREAT.

- I WISH I COULD JUSTSTAY HERE WITH YOU.

I DON'T WANT TOGO BACK OUT THERE.

BUT DAD ACADEMYSAYS I GOT TO FIND MY DADDY.

- I COULD HELP YOU.- REALLY?

- YEAH, LET'S TALK ABOUT IT,

BUT I THINK WE SHOULDGET OUT OF HERE.

- BUT AREN'T WE--ARE YOUALLOWED TO LEAVE HERE?

- FORTUNATELY,C-CZAR IS VERY DISTRACTIBLE.

THIS IS MY PLACE, OKAY?- REALLY?

- I OWN THIS HALFWAY HOUSE.

MAMA IS DOING GOOD.- MAMA'S A BALLER, HUH?

- C-CZAR CAME AT A REALLYGOOD TIME FOR ME.

OKAY, WATCH THE DOOR, AND MAMA'SGONNA GO OUT THE WINDOW.

- WAIT, WHY ARE YOUGOING OUT THE WINDOW?

HOLY CRAP,WE'RE STRAIGHT-UP VILLAINS.

[exciting music]

YO, WE OUTSIDE.LIKE, TELL ME WHO MY DAD IS NOW.

- THERE WERE A LOT OF MEN,C-CZAR.

I DON'T KNOWWHO YOUR DADDY IS.

- WELL, WHAT ABOUTYOUR PATIENTS, MOM?

- I AM A PATIENT, YOU IDIOT.

OH, MY GOD.OH, MY GOD.

BABY, MAMA'S GOT TO FLY.

DO WHATEVER YOU GOT TO DO.FIND HIM, C-CZAR.

- BLAP, BLAP, BLAP, BLAP!

I'M THE ONLY VILLAININ THIS NEIGHBORHOOD!

MOM, I'M COMING FOR YOU.

I JUST CAN'T RUN FAST'CAUSE MY PANTS ARE SO LOW.

- PULL THEM UP, BABY!

I'M SORRY I LIE A LITTLE.

- IT WAS DISAPPOINTINGNOT TO KNOW WHO MY DAD WAS,

BUT IT WAS GREATTO RECONNECT WITH MY MOM.

AND THAT MEANT IT WAS TIMEFOR ANOTHER SWEET TATTOO.

THE PRODUCER SAIDTHAT THIS TATTOO SAYS,

"SORT OF COMING TOTERMS WITH MY DAD,"

WHICH I ALMOST DID.

I STILL CAN'T READ.

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