Tom Wilson - Opening Song

The One with the Horror Stories Season 1, Ep 8 09/18/2014 Views: 4,624

Major showbiz figure Tom Wilson announces his presence on stage and bursts into song like a true professional. (2:16)

( PIANO PLAYING )

♪ Hey what's happening peopleI just got on the stage ♪

♪ I'm a major showbiz figure

♪ And I got an open end songHooray hey ♪

♪ Hello folks here we go

♪ Howdy hey hi thereStartin' the show ♪

♪ I've been in moviesBeen on TV ♪

♪ And that makes meA celebrity ♪

♪ Tom Wilson startin' the showHe is very important kapow ♪

♪ Excitement poppingIn the air ♪

♪ Lose your worriesForget your cares ♪

♪ You people in backShould have sat up here ♪

♪ Because sometimesI spit when I sing ♪

♪ You can sell itOn the internet uh uh ♪

♪ The spotlight is my loverI know just what to do ♪

♪ I'm a guy you've seen on TVAnd face it ♪

♪ People on TVAre better than you ♪

♪ People on TVAre just better than you ♪

♪ Kumail NanjianiJonah Ray ♪

♪ Anderson Cooper and me

♪ I've survived in show bizI paid my dues ♪

♪ You gotta give me creditYou can't refuse ♪

♪ Hey I know a guy who knowsA guy who knows Tom Cruise ♪

♪ Yes I'm that connected

♪ Back to the FutureFreaks and Geeks ♪

♪ I was in that movieCalled The Heat ♪

♪ My resume is longerThan 50 feet ♪

Longer than anybody elseon this show.

♪ You might thinkI'm self-centered ♪

♪ You think it's an ego trip

♪ Well I don't careBecause I'm famous hey ♪

♪ And that's more importantThan relationships ♪

♪ Fame is more importantThan relationships ♪

♪ Tom WilsonHe's sort of famous ♪

♪ He has lost all of his friendsBig whoop ♪

♪ Tonight is goingTo be the best ♪

♪ A show biz partyA big success ♪

♪ Just lower your standardsStart expecting less ♪

♪ Let those lowered expectationsStart with me ♪

♪ Me eeh eeh

♪ I have asthma yeah