And now it is timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.
Last nighta whopping seven Golden Globes
were handed to La La Land.
The film hearkens backto a magical version
of Los Angeles where youcan dance in a park at night
without seeing someone jerk offin a bush
-right before you get shot.-(laughter)
So... in honorof Hollywood's nostalgia trip,
tonight's hashtag is#AddHistoryImproveAMovie.
Examples might be-- Avengers: Age of Enlightenment,
and Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down This WALL-E.
So I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.
-Tommy. -Genghis Khan Air.
-Yes, points. Very good.-(laughter)
-Dan. -Uh, The Assassination of the Archdukes of Hazzard.
-Points! Oh, that'd be great.Betsy Brandt. -(laughter)
There's Something About Mary Todd Lincoln.
-Tommy. -Gone With the Plague.
Yes, points. Betsy.
Uh, There's Nothing to Cape Fear but Cape Fear Itself.
Yes. Very good.Very good. Points.
-Dan Bakkedahl. -Ask Not What Your Country Can Do for You,
But Ask Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
-Points! Very good!-(cheering)
Big Trouble in Little China Syndrome.
-Dan. -The Nina, the Pinta,
and the Santa Clause 2.
Selma and Louise.
-BAKKEDAHL: Ah!-HARDWICK: Oh.
-Oh, that is...-(cheering and applause)
Dude, Where's My Lindbergh Baby?