Adam Sings

  • Season 2 , Ep 8
  • 11/08/2011
  • Views: 97,538

Adam drunkenly serenades his homeless date while Ders attempts to seal the deal with Karl's mom. (1:26)

HEY, GANG.

I KNOW THAT WE SAW ONE LOVE

DISSOLVE INTO OBLIVION.

BUT DID WE SEE ANOTHER LOVEBLOSSOM INTO FRUITATION?

- CAN I HAVE MY [bleep]DRINK BACK, PLEASE?

- RACHEL, THIS IS FOR YOU.

JAKOB DYLAN, HIT IT.

[pop ballad music]

♪ I DON'T CARE IF YOU'REDRUNK AND YOU'RE TOOTHLESS ♪

♪ I DON'T CAREIF YOUR BODY STINKS ♪

♪ I DON'T CARE THAT YOULIVE IN AN ALLEY ♪

♪ 'CAUSE THEM TITTIESMAKE MY HEART SING ♪

♪ I DON'T CARE IF YOU EATFROM A DUMPSTER ♪

♪ I DON'T CARE THAT YOUBEG FOR CHANGE ♪

♪ I DON'T CARE THATI DON'T REALLY KNOW YOU ♪

♪ 'CAUSE THOSE TITTIESMAKE MY HEART INSANE ♪

♪ I WANNA SUCK

♪ SUCK ON YOUR BOOBS

♪ MAYBE SOME KISSES

♪ AND BACKTO THE BOOZE ♪

♪ WHOA-OH

♪ LET THEM SAY

♪ WHAT THEY WANT

- ARE WE GONNA DO THIS,BRAJ?

- SO YOU HAVE A WONKY EYE TOO?OKAY, WOW.

- ♪ OH, WHOA, HO, HO

[music drops out]♪ HA, HA, HA, HA, HA

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT?

- MOMMY!

DID YOU BUCK MOMMY?

- NO, KARL, I DIDN'TBUCK MOMMY.

FOR A SECOND, I IMAGINED HAVINGA KID THAT WAS PART YOU,

AND MY DICK WENT BACKINSIDE MY BODY.

HAPPY?- COOL. THANK YOU.

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