Carol Leifer - Automatic Flush Toilets

  • Season 7 , Ep 7
  • 03/20/2003
  • Views: 2,048

How does it know? (1:34)

THOSE AUTOMATIC FLUSH TOILETS.

IS IT JUST ME?

I DON'T LIKE THEM.

(APPLAUSE)

YEAH.

I RATHER ENJOY DOING MY OWN

FLUSHING.

IT'S A CERTAIN SENSE OF

ACCOMPLISHMENT, ISN'T IT?

I DID IT.

I'LL TAKE IT AWAY.

(FLUSHING NOISE)

(LAUGHTER)

YEAH, I DON'T LIKE THEM.

THEY MAKE ME PARANOID.

'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS WONDERING LIKE

HOW DOES IT KNOW?

(LAUGHTER)

I JUST PICTURE THERE'S

A PEEPHOLE WITH 30 MIDGETS

CRAMMED UP AGAINST IT.

(LAUGHTER)

"YEAH, I THINK SHE'S DONE."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

OR-- THIS IS FUN.

DO YOU EVER GET UP TO GO

AND IT DOESN'T FLUSH?

OOH, THERE'S A PANICKY MOMENT.

START FREAKING OUT.

UM-UM, IS THERE A MINIMUM

OR SOMETHING?

(LAUGHTER)

THEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO,

YOU KNOW.

SUDDENLY YOU'RE LIKE

MARCEL MARCEAU IN THERE.

(LAUGHTER)

MAKE SURE THE TOILET KNOWS

YOU'RE LEAVING.

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