Popularity Contest

  • Season 3 , Ep 10
  • 07/31/2012
  • Views: 159,768

Adam uses his expertise as the most popular guy at his high school to help Blake become popular. (2:15)

- HEY, DUDE.- YOU GO IN THE CAFETERIA,

AND YOU JUST SWIPE A CARD,AND THEY GIVE YOU

AS MUCH PUDDING AS YOU WANT.- OH, COOL.

- WHAT'S THIS, YOUR SCHEDULE?- YEAH, YEAH.

- WHAT'S UP WITH ALLTHIS THEATER, MAN?

- WELL, I'M A THEATER MAJOR,SO--

YEAH, I CAUGHT THE ACTING BUGPRETTY BAD.

BUT YEAH, I ALREADY AUDITIONEDFOR THE FALL PRODUCTION--

LES MISERABLES.- THAT'S COOL.

SO CAN YOU, LIKE,CRY ON COMMAND AND STUFF?

- OH, YEAH, IT'S EASY.

THINK OF SOMETHING REALLY SADREAL QUICK.

LIKE, A BUNDLE OF BABIESEXPLODING,

OR, LIKE, DOGS EXPLODING.

OR, LIKE--LIKE, MAYBEYOUR MOM'S REALLY SICK,

OR YOU, LIKE, WALKED INON, LIKE--ON HER RAPE

YOU NOW, STOP HIM--YOU CAN'T STOP HIM

BECAUSE HE'S BIGGER THAN YOU.

LIKE, YOU JUST THINK OF THAT...

- OH, THAT HIT SO CLOSETO HOME FOR ME.

MY DOG ACTUALLY EXPLODEDWHEN I WAS A KID.

- I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO--- IT'S OKAY.

YOU ARE A REALLY GOOD ACTOR.- THANK YOU.

- YOU'RE LIKESEANN WILLIAMS SCOTT.

YOU'RE ATA SEANN WILLIAMS SCOTT LEVEL.

- THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

WELL, YOU KNOW,IT'S JUST LIVING TRUTHFULLY

IN IMAGINARY CIRCUMSTANCES,AND WHATEVER.

ENOUGH ABOUT ME.WHAT'S--WHAT'S ON YOUR SCHEDULE?

- OH, ME...WOMEN'S SEXUALITY,

SEXUAL REVOLUTION,THE HUMAN BODY,

REMEDIAL MATH...

THE BIBLE AS LITERATURE.

I'M DOING THAT FOR MY GF.

- GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE.YOU ALREADY SCORED A GIRLFRIEND?

- OH, NO,SHE'S BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL.

WE'RE, LIKE, CRAZY RELIGIOUS,THOUGH.

WE ALWAYS GET ON OUR KNEES...AND PRAY TO JESUS.

NOT ORALLY, PLEASE.- OH.

- YOU KNOW, SHE'S ACTUALLYCOMING NEXT WEEKEND.

WE'LL GO SEE YOU ACT THE [bleep]OUT OF THAT PLAY, DUDE.

- UH, THAT'S NOT FOR A WHILE.

PLUS, I ALREADY GOT CASTAS, LIKE, A POLICE OFFICER.

I'M JUST IN THE BACKGROUND.I DON'T EVEN HAVE LINES.

- WHAT?- YEAH, I KNOW.

IT'S JUST A POPULARITY CONTEST

WHEN YOU GET DOWN TO IT.

- WHOA, MAN.

I'M, LIKE, THE MOSTPOPULAR DUDE IN MY HIGH SCHOOL

NOW THAT I'VE GRADUATEDHIGH SCHOOL,

AND I AM THROWING YOU...A PARTY, BRO,

SO YOU CAN INFILTRATETHAT THEATER-NERD CREW.

- LIKE IN MEAN GIRLS.

- YES!- [laughs]

- YOU KNOW, MEAN GIRLS ISMY FAVORITE MOVIE.

- IT'S MINE TOO.

both: THE DVD SPECIALCOMMENTARY...

- OH!- OH, MY GOD. OH, MY--

- LISTEN TO IT.LINDSAY JUST TELLS ALL.

- OH, YEAH.

- TINA FEY.

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